01/12/2023
The elf is lost...The tree is up.
I'm so thirsty...I need to fill my cup.
The kids are restless...And want some fun.
Ahh looks like Christmas...has begun.
Laughter, screams and giggles fill the air
My two are a silly pair
Glitter sparkles...Baubles shine.
When can I have my first glass of w**e.
It's all just started..the fun begins.
I don't want w**e...maybe gins.
So many people to see.
I really don't like people..just let me be.
Popcorn, hot chocolate and movie night.
Handfuls of shopping to stash out of sight.
Present wrapping...all metallic bows.
Ch*****ne celebrations...bubbly flows.
Plum pudding, rumballs..all Christmas cooking
Take a sip while no one's looking.
Christmas carols...gets you dancing.
Dasher, Dancer...reindeers prancing.
Oh crap..don't forget the Santa pic.
Bloody lines...makes sick.
Dressed all up... in our best clothes.
Smile..look this way...keep that pose.
The elf has landed...on the doorstep.
26 days of shenanigans.. have been prepped.
Mummy! why didn't my elf move?
That's because mummy drank too much booze.
Family...friends Christmas feasts.
Let's eat salads...too hot for beasts.
Tonight's the night Santa arrives...
Wrapping presents...no scissors..just use knives.
Sitting down..with Bailey's in hand.
Good work Santa your wrapping is grand.
Everything's done.. now for Santa's sack.
Can't fit all the presents...throw some back
I'm so excited... what a good job done.
Waiting all night...for the morning to come.
Eyes blink..then shut....mum! Mum! Santa has been.
Open my eyes..to the most excited faces I have seen.
Happiness and joy..beaming faces.
My heart beats fast and even races.
To you my children...I love you so.
Every year I see you grow.
I love to watch each gift you unwrap
Wearing your little Santa hat
All is done it's coffee time.
Or is it too early...for a w**e?
Let's get Christmassy.