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Pun-ny Pots We put the ‘pot’ in personality! 🌱 From cheeky to classy, we’ve got a pot for every plant & every pun lover.

“We believe every plant deserves a home with personality… and a little attitude. Our pots are punny, cheeky, and occasionally a bit filthy (just like your sense of humor). Whether you’re after something sweet or something that’ll make Grandma blush, we’ve got a pot for that.” 🌿💦

🌿🪴 IT’S DAY ONE, PERTH! LET’S GET THIS GARDEN PARTY STARTED! 🪴🌿The wait is OVER! 🎉 The Swan Valley Home & Garden Fair ki...
17/10/2026

🌿🪴 IT’S DAY ONE, PERTH! LET’S GET THIS GARDEN PARTY STARTED! 🪴🌿

The wait is OVER! 🎉 The Swan Valley Home & Garden Fair kicks off TODAY, and we’re so excited to welcome you all! 💚

We’re proud to be co-hosting this massive weekend with Swan Settlers Market, bringing together an incredible bunch of local businesses, makers and garden lovers for two days of home and garden goodness. 🏡🌱

And of course, Pun-ny Pots is HERE! 😂🪴

We’ve got cheeky planters, questionable plant puns and pots that are guaranteed to grow on you. Whether you’re a crazy plant lady, a succulent addict or just looking for something a little different, come say hello!

📍 Swan Settlers Market, Swan Valley
📅 TODAY — Saturday 17 October
⏰ 10am–4pm
🎟️ FREE ENTRY!

Bring your friends, bring the family, grab a coffee and spend the day supporting some fantastic local businesses. 🌿☕️

We’ve put so much love and effort into bringing this event together, and we’d absolutely LOVE to see a big crowd come through and support everyone! 💚

👇 WHO’S COMING DOWN TODAY? Give us a wave in the comments if we’ll see you there!

Let’s make Day One a good one! 🪴✨

💅💀 FEELING CUTE, MIGHT DIE LATER… IDK 😂🌿Some days you’re thriving. Other days you’re just trying to keep yourself alive…...
16/10/2026

💅💀 FEELING CUTE, MIGHT DIE LATER… IDK 😂🌿

Some days you’re thriving. Other days you’re just trying to keep yourself alive… and hoping your plants are doing better than you are. 🫠🪴

Introducing our “Feeling Cute, Might Die Later” planter pot, for the plant babies with a flair for the dramatic and the plant parents who are just winging it! 😂💀

She’s cute. She’s dramatic. She’s a little bit unhinged. Honestly… same. 🤣

Perfect for your succulents, your favourite little plant, or that friend who says “I’m fine” but is clearly one minor inconvenience away from a full-blown meltdown. 💅😂

Because sometimes self-care is watering your plants… and sometimes it’s buying another pot you absolutely did not need. 🪴🤷‍♀️

🌿 Come grab yours at one of our upcoming markets!

Tell us… are you feeling cute today, or are we all just hoping we survive until Friday? 👀😂👇

🚨🍆 MEET WILLY… AND YES, THAT’S HIS P***S! 🍆🚨Well, well, well… looks like someone’s had a little too much water! 💦😂Meet W...
15/10/2026

🚨🍆 MEET WILLY… AND YES, THAT’S HIS P***S! 🍆🚨

Well, well, well… looks like someone’s had a little too much water! 💦😂

Meet W***y, our cheeky peeing planter pot who’s not afraid to let it all hang out. And that little p***s? It’s not just for decoration… give W***y a little too much water and watch what happens! 🚽🤣

He’s cheeky, he’s a little bit inappropriate, and he’s guaranteed to get people talking. Whether you’re buying him for yourself or gifting him to that friend with a questionable sense of humour, W***y is definitely NOT your average plant pot! 🪴🍆

⚠️ WARNING: W***y may cause uncontrollable laughter, awkward conversations and some very interesting reactions when visitors spot his little w***y. 😂

So, be honest… 👀

Would you give W***y a home, or is he a little too much for your windowsill? 🤣👇

Come find W***y at our upcoming markets before he goes and waters himself somewhere else! 💦🍆

***y

🌿🪴 SWAN VALLEY… IT’S GARDEN PARTY TIME! 🪴🌿Guess what, plant people?! THIS WEEKEND IS THE BIG ONE! 😍🌱We’re not just bring...
14/10/2026

🌿🪴 SWAN VALLEY… IT’S GARDEN PARTY TIME! 🪴🌿

Guess what, plant people?! THIS WEEKEND IS THE BIG ONE! 😍🌱

We’re not just bringing the pots… Pun-ny Pots is PROUD to be co-hosting the Swan Valley Home & Garden Fair with Swan Settlers Market! 🏡🌿

We’ve been busy behind the scenes getting everything ready, and we can’t wait to bring together an incredible bunch of home, garden and handmade small businesses for TWO HUGE DAYS! 💚

And of course, we’ll be there with our cheeky planters, ridiculous plant puns and pots that are guaranteed to grow on you. 😂🪴

Whether you’re a crazy plant person, a garden guru, a home décor lover or just looking for a great weekend outing, there’ll be something for you!

🌱 SWAN VALLEY HOME & GARDEN FAIR 🌱

📍 Swan Settlers Market, Swan Valley
📅 Saturday 17 & Sunday 18 October
⏰ 10am–4pm both days
🎟️ FREE ENTRY!

Expect plants, garden goodies, unique homewares, local makers, food, coffee and plenty of inspiration for your home and garden! ☕🌿

So grab your plant-loving bestie, round up the family and come support some fantastic local businesses.

Two days. One huge garden party. Heaps of local talent. And more plants than you can poke a stick at! 😂🌱

We’ve put a lot of love into helping bring this event together, and we’d LOVE to see the community come out and support it. 💚

👇 WHO’S COMING?! Tag your market buddy and make a weekend of it!

🪴🌿 OUR END-OF-YEAR MARKET CALENDAR IS LOOKING BUSY! 🌿🪴Perth, we’ve got plenty more opportunities to come and get your ha...
12/10/2026

🪴🌿 OUR END-OF-YEAR MARKET CALENDAR IS LOOKING BUSY! 🌿🪴

Perth, we’ve got plenty more opportunities to come and get your hands on some Pun-ny Pots before the year is out! 😂💚

From home and garden fairs to twilight markets, Christmas shopping and a little bit of oddity… we’ll be popping up all over the place!

📅 HERE’S WHERE YOU CAN FIND US:

🏡 17-18 October – Swan Valley Home & Garden Fair
🎃 24-25 October – Spooktober at Swan Settlers Market
🌙 7 November – Guildford Twilight Market
🎉 14 November – Victoria Park Street Festival
🍴 15 November – Gourmet in the Park, Glen Forrest
🏳️‍🌈 21 November – Pride in Swan, Guildford
🌙 27 November – Kalamunda Night Market
🪴 29 November - Bellevue Cottage Market
🎄 5 December – Guildford Twilight Market
🌱 6 December – Kalamunda Garden Festival
🎨 12-13 December – Mundaring Artisan Market
💀 12-13 December – Swan Valley Oddities & Curiosities Fair
🌙 18 December – Kalamunda Night Market
🎨 19 December - Mandurah Artisan Market

That’s plenty of chances to shop small, support local makers and find a cheeky little pot for yourself or someone special! 🎁🪴

Whether you’re hunting for Christmas presents, adding to your plant family or just coming for a wander, we’d LOVE to see you! 💚

SAVE THIS POST so you know where to find us, and tag your market buddy! 👇😂

Which event are we seeing you at? 🌿🪴

🌿🏡 PERTH PLANT LOVERS… NEXT WEEKEND IS CALLING! 🪴✨We’re getting ready for TWO HUGE days at the Swan Valley Home & Garden...
11/10/2026

🌿🏡 PERTH PLANT LOVERS… NEXT WEEKEND IS CALLING! 🪴✨

We’re getting ready for TWO HUGE days at the Swan Valley Home & Garden Fair, and we can’t wait to see you all! 💚

If your home needs a little personality, your plants need a new home, or you simply love a good wander through a market full of local goodies… this one is for YOU! 😂🌱

🪴 Pun-ny Pots will be there with our quirky planters, cheeky plant puns and plenty of pots guaranteed to make you smile. Whether you’re shopping for yourself, hunting for a unique gift or adding to your ever-growing plant family, we’ve got you covered!

📍 Swan Settlers Market, Swan Valley
📅 Saturday 17 & Sunday 18 October
⏰ 10am–4pm both days
🎟️ FREE ENTRY!

Expect plants, home and garden décor, talented local makers, food, coffee and plenty of inspiration for your home and garden! 🌿☕️

So grab your plant-loving friends, bring the family and make a day of it!

SAVE THE DATE, TAG YOUR MARKET BUDDY AND COME FIND US! 🪴💚

We’ll see you in the Swan Valley next weekend! 🌱✨

🌿🪴 NO MARKETS FOR US THIS WEEKEND! 🪴🌿We’re taking a little break from the markets this weekend… but don’t worry, we have...
09/10/2026

🌿🪴 NO MARKETS FOR US THIS WEEKEND! 🪴🌿

We’re taking a little break from the markets this weekend… but don’t worry, we haven’t disappeared! 😂💚

Instead, we’re busy behind the scenes preparing for next weekend’s MASSIVE Swan Valley Home & Garden Fair! 🌱🏡

We’ve got pots to prep, stock to organise and plenty of cheeky plant puns to get ready for you all! 🪴🤣

📍 Swan Settlers Market, Swan Valley
📅 Saturday 17 & Sunday 18 October
⏰ 10am–4pm both days
🎟️ FREE ENTRY!

If you love plants, quirky homewares, garden goodies and supporting local small businesses, this is one you won’t want to miss!

So we’ll see you next weekend, Perth! We’re getting ready to bring you ALL the punny pot goodness. 💚🌿

🥹💚 WE NEED A LITTLE FAVOUR, PLANT PEOPLE! 🪴🏆We’re so excited to be finalists in the 2026 Kalamunda Chamber of Commerce O...
09/10/2026

🥹💚 WE NEED A LITTLE FAVOUR, PLANT PEOPLE! 🪴🏆

We’re so excited to be finalists in the 2026 Kalamunda Chamber of Commerce Outstanding Enterprise Awards, and now we have the chance to be part of something extra special… the 2026 People’s Choice Award! 🥹✨

Pun-ny Pots is our little passion project, built on quirky pots, questionable plant puns and hopefully making people smile along the way. 😂

Every market, every purchase, every share and every bit of support means more to us than you know. Being recognised like this is already a huge honour, but we’d absolutely LOVE your help to take it one step further! 💚

🥺 Would you please take a moment to vote for Pun-ny Pots in the 2026 People’s Choice Award?

🗳️ VOTE HERE:
https://www.kalamundachamber.com/2026-peoples-choice-award/

If you’ve ever bought a pot, had a laugh at one of our puns, or simply want to support our little Perth Hills business, we’d be incredibly grateful for your vote. 🪴

And if you could share this post with your friends, we’d love you forever! 😭😂

LET’S SEE IF WE CAN BRING THIS ONE HOME! 🏆💚

Thank you for being part of our Pun-ny Pots journey. We genuinely couldn’t do it without you! 🌿🪴

🏆✨ WELL… THIS IS PRETTY EXCITING! ✨🏆We’re absolutely thrilled to announce that Pun-ny Pots is a finalist in the 2026 Kal...
08/10/2026

🏆✨ WELL… THIS IS PRETTY EXCITING! ✨🏆

We’re absolutely thrilled to announce that Pun-ny Pots is a finalist in the 2026 Kalamunda Chamber of Commerce Outstanding Enterprise Awards! 🪴💚

And not just a finalist… we’ve been nominated in the Outstanding Independent Retailer category! 😍

From starting Pun-ny Pots with a bunch of ridiculous plant pots and questionable puns, to now being recognised alongside some seriously amazing local businesses… we’re feeling pretty damn proud of ourselves. 🥹

We’re just a little Perth Hills small business doing what we love, making people laugh, finding homes for plants and bringing our quirky pots to markets all over Perth.

To even make it this far is pretty bloody awesome. 🥹🪴

Now we wait and see what happens on awards night… 👀✨

Fingers crossed for Pun-ny Pots! 🤞🏆🪴

🚨💔 IT’S HAPPENING… JARRYD & JACK ARE SPLITTING UP! 💔🚨Before anyone panics… 😂 We’re not getting divorced! We’re just doin...
06/10/2026

🚨💔 IT’S HAPPENING… JARRYD & JACK ARE SPLITTING UP! 💔🚨

Before anyone panics… 😂 We’re not getting divorced! We’re just doing what any sensible couple would do when TWO massive markets land on the same weekend… divide and conquer! 🪴🤣

For the first time ever, Pun-ny Pots is going DOUBLE TROUBLE, with Jarryd and Jack setting up at two different events at the SAME TIME! 👀

So the big question is… WHO ARE YOU GOING TO SEE?! 👇

💀🌿 JARRYD is heading to the Swan Valley Oddities and Curiosities Fair !

📍 Swan Settlers Market, Swan Valley
🕙 10am - 4pm both days

Expect oddities, curiosities, quirky pots and Jarryd making questionable plant puns. Basically, business as usual. 😂💀

🎨🪴 JACK is taking over at the Perth Hills Artisan Markets !

📍 Mundaring Arena
🕘 9am - 3pm both days

Jack will be holding down the fort, hauling the pots and trying not to let Jarryd take all the credit. 💪😂

🌿 TWO EVENTS. TWO STALLS. ONE PUN-NY POTS.

Same cheeky pots, same questionable humour… just twice the chance to find your new favourite planter!

So tell us in the comments… 👀

💀 TEAM JARRYD: heading to the Oddities & Curiosities Fair?

🎨 TEAM JACK: shopping at the Mundaring Artisan Market?

Or are you going to try and visit BOTH?! 😂

Tag your market buddy and help us decide who gets the most customers. May the best husband win! 🏆🪴

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