14/06/2026
The marketing version of the Sunday scaries
Let's kill that vibe right now and get you crackin' with a content idea you can put together in about 🖐 minutes.
Here's what you're going to do:
✔️ Save this audio
✔️ Put your acting hat on (we're aiming for convincing, not Oscar-worthy here). Film yourself looking stressed, disappointed or mildly traumatised
✔️ Add one of these hooks that suits your business best
Try these for size:
➡️ A horror movie but... you forgot to book [insert your signature service or product]
➡️ A horror movie but... you missed [insert your current launch, sale, workshop or event]
➡️ A horror movie but... you chose the cheapest [insert product or service you offer]. (Then explain why that decision could become a horror movie.)
➡️ A horror movie but... you thought, "I'll just DIY my [insert the thing your clients should absolutely hire you for]."
➡️ A horror movie but... you left [insert task your ideal client always procrastinates on that you can help them with] until the last minute
➡️ A horror movie but... you ignored [insert a piece of advice you tell clients all the time]
➡️ A horror movie but... you assumed [insert common misconception in your niche or industry]
You know the drill. Save this post to reference back to when you're ready to rock n roll, then share it with another small biz baddie who suffers from the marketing scaries too 🤜🏼🤛🏼