02/02/2022
Warning - adults only content
Want to make a funny joke this Valentine’s Day? How about surprising your partner or best friend who needs a bit of dick? Do you like sweet surprises?
The sweetest way to express your feelings towards your partner or loved one this Valentine’s Day is with our chocolate dicks!
Each chocolate dick features two Ferrero Rocher within a cardboard dick.
You can write on your dick like a card and gift it to someone who needs it this Valentine’s Day!
Or know someone who needs to eat a bag of dicks? Got you covered - our bag of dicks contains 3 different coloured dicks and 6 chocolate Ferrero Rocher balls.
Each individual dick is $6
A bag of dicks is $18
Postage is $5 for one or up to 3 dicks (or one bag of dicks).
Chocolates not your thing?
How about these “Pump me harder” liquid soap dispensers?
Cheeky hint for a partner or a laugh for a friend 😂
Pumps are $15 each
3 available
Postage $9
PayPal or bank deposit
Made locally by myself in Inglewood QLD
Currently have 6 of each colour dick available
Buy now to ensure delivery by Valentines Day!