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Knotted Sage Laser cut, engraved and printed items.
- Cake toppers
- Guestbooks
- Ornaments
And more coming!

Olima Omega is my FAVOURITE!!! šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ He absolutely cracks me up every time. Go follow him, you wonā€™t be disappointed.
10/13/2026

Olima Omega is my FAVOURITE!!! šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ He absolutely cracks me up every time. Go follow him, you wonā€™t be disappointed.

It was a different timeā€¦ šŸš¬šŸŽƒšŸ‘»
10/12/2026

It was a different timeā€¦ šŸš¬šŸŽƒšŸ‘»

Once again, Iā€™ve had to disable the local pick up option on my website. Even though I put DO NOT CHOOSE THIS IF YOU CANā€™...
10/11/2026

Once again, Iā€™ve had to disable the local pick up option on my website. Even though I put DO NOT CHOOSE THIS IF YOU CANā€™T PICK UP IN MAPLE RIDGE, BC.
Both of these are from Ontario.
If youā€™d like local pick up, just send me a message and I can arrange it for you! ā¤ļø

25% off the entire shop today! šŸ˜± Do you know there are only 11 Fridays until Christmas? Kind of terrifying. Lol
10/11/2026

25% off the entire shop today! šŸ˜± Do you know there are only 11 Fridays until Christmas? Kind of terrifying. Lol

I used to be like this. Itā€™s funny to see the reactions when youā€™ve taken sh*t for so longā€¦ until you donā€™t. Then all of...
10/11/2026

I used to be like this. Itā€™s funny to see the reactions when youā€™ve taken sh*t for so longā€¦ until you donā€™t. Then all of a sudden YOUā€™RE being difficult. šŸ˜‚
Now, the healthy thing to do is just set reasonable boundaries right off the bat.

This was my Costco Business Centre haul. Can you tell Iā€™m ADHD hyperfixating on the charcuteries? They are amazing. At $...
10/10/2026

This was my Costco Business Centre haul. Can you tell Iā€™m ADHD hyperfixating on the charcuteries? They are amazing. At $2.39 per serving with 15g of protein, I eat them for lunch on a regular basis.
Can you tell my kid eats Franks on everything? šŸ¤£

Iā€™m at my clitā€™s end. šŸ¤£
10/09/2026

Iā€™m at my clitā€™s end. šŸ¤£

The level of entitlement here astounds me. šŸ‘‰Jennifer orders a cake topper. šŸ‘‰Jennifer sends me SO many messages in a row ...
10/09/2026

The level of entitlement here astounds me.
šŸ‘‰Jennifer orders a cake topper.
šŸ‘‰Jennifer sends me SO many messages in a row that Etsy automatically moves her message to my Spam box. šŸš©
šŸ‘‰I can see Jenniferā€™s a handful, but I politely answered her questions, but *surprise* that wasnā€™t good enough.
šŸ‘‰I let Jennifer know Iā€™m having mechanical issues and cannot complete her order. I have cancelled and fully refunded her to the original payment method. This was done the day after she ordered.
šŸ‘‰Jennifer wants āœØmoreāœØ than just a refund. She wants me to send her a ā€œgift card or something elseā€ or she will be escalating this to Etsy. šŸ‘€
šŸ‘‰Jennifer attempts to extort a small handmade business and is appalled when I call her out.
šŸ‘‰Donā€™t be like Jennifer.

When I say I want cheeseā€¦ this is how much I want. šŸ˜‚Made it to the in New West and wowā€¦ I think I only got through 40...
10/08/2026

When I say I want cheeseā€¦ this is how much I want. šŸ˜‚
Made it to the in New West and wowā€¦ I think I only got through 40% of it. Damn near froze to death in the chilled portion of the store. Bring a parka. šŸ„¶
But yeah the prices were fantastic if you need to make a massive batch of something, which I like to do in fall to stock up the freezer.

NEVER, me!
10/08/2026

NEVER, me!

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