Paula’s Shop of Horrors

01/08/2026

🌱 The monsters have multiplied… again. 👀

I’ve just restocked my shelves at Craft Emporium in Newport Arcade with a fresh batch of hand-sculpted Monster Plants!

From tiny mischievous Seedlings to fully grown, gloriously grumpy Eldergrowths, they’re all waiting to be adopted. Every one is sculpted by hand, so no two are ever the same.

If you’re in Newport, pop into the arcade and see which little monster chooses you… but be warned… they have a habit of following people home. 🌿🦷

11/07/2026

🔥 HOT AS HELL SUMMER MARKET 🔥

Next Saturday I’ll be taking over Fuel Rock Club with a fresh batch of hand-sculpted monster plants, horror artwork, creepy prints and t-shirts!

If you’ve been meaning to adopt one of my little botanical nightmares, this is your chance… and the best bit?

🖤 FREE ENTRY! 🖤

📍 Fuel Rock Club
📅 Saturday 18th July
🕚 11am–4pm

Come and say hello, have a browse, and see what weirdness has been growing in the greenhouse… 🌿👄😈

11/07/2026

🌹 The devil’s in the details… and tomorrow they’re all in Peckham. 😈

The monsters are packed and ready for Satanic Flea Market!

I’ll be bringing a whole collection of my hand-sculpted carnivorous creations, from mischievous little seedlings to full-grown floral nightmares. Every one is sculpted, painted and potted by hand, each with its own wonderfully wicked personality.

If you’re looking for something delightfully creepy for your home—or you simply can’t resist adopting a monster—come and find me.

📍 Multistorey, Peckham
🕛 12pm–6pm
🎟️ £5 entry

See you tomorrow… if you dare. 🖤🌹

10/07/2026

10/07/2026

🖤 BIRMINGHAM! I’M BACK TOMORROW! 🌿😈

The van is packed, the monster plants have multiplied, and I’ll be bringing a fresh collection of bizarre botanicals, horror art, T-shirts and prints to Birmingham Bizarre Bazaar!

Expect hungry blooms, grumpy seedlings, creepy eyeballs and plenty of weird little horrors looking for new homes. Every piece is hand sculpted, hand painted or hand drawn by me, so no two are ever the same.

If you’re heading to the event, come and say hello and adopt your very own monster plant! 🌱🖤

📍 The Village Inn & Nightingale Club, Birmingham
📅 Saturday 11th July
⏰ 12pm – 6pm

See you there… if you dare. 👀