01/11/2026
πβ€οΈ WHO THE HECK IS CRAZY RED... AND WHAT HAVE YOU LET YOURSELF IN FOR?! π€£
Wellllll... I've noticed a few new faces popping up around here lately!
So I thought I'd better introduce myself before you start wondering what on EARTH you've followed!! π
I'm Helen! ππΌ
37, bright red hair, glasses, a slightly questionable sense of humour and a house where peace and quiet is practically an endangered species! π€£
And nope Crazy Red isn't a name I pulled out of thin air!
About five years ago, I dyed my hair red.
Add that to my already slightly bonkers personality and my friends started calling me Crazy Red!
And apparently nobody's bothered calling me anything sensible since!! π€¦πΌββοΈπ€£
So when I decided to give my Scentsy business a new name last year...
Well, it was either Crazy Red Scents or pretend I'm some calm, organised, sophisticated businesswoman!
And let's face it...
THAT WAS NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN!! ππ
Now, a few things you should probably know before you get too comfortable...
πΆ I've got TWO dogs, Zeus and Lola!
Zeus is our Staffy who spends most of his life wondering why he has to put up with everybody.
Lola is our American Bulldog who thinks personal space is a ridiculous invention, believes the sofa belongs entirely to her and is just as bonkers as me! π€£
β€οΈ I've got Pete, my other half, also known as Penguin!
He's somehow survived living with me, the dogs and my endless collection of random ideas.
π¦ I collect RUBBER DUCKS!
Yep, actual rubber ducks!
And if I see one I haven't got, there's a very good chance it's coming home with me!
π I LOVE car shows!
Give me a day surrounded by cars, a bit of sunshine and good company and I'm happy!
β I love coffee!
Although there's a very good chance I'll put it down somewhere, get distracted and discover it two hours later!
β€οΈ I've got six stepchildren, a big family and usually about 47 things happening at once!
And somewhere in the middle of all that...
I RUN A SCENTSY BUSINESS!! ππ
But don't worry...
This page isn't going to be one giant Scentsy advert!
You'll also get...
πΆ Zeus and Lola causing absolute chaos!
π¦ My latest duck obsession!
π Car shows and random adventures!
π¦ Me surrounded by orders, samples and purple boxes!
π€¦πΌββοΈ The occasional disaster that probably could've been avoided!
And plenty of real life in between!
Because I'm not interested in pretending everything is perfect.
Sometimes the house is a tip, the dogs are being ridiculous, I've lost something AGAIN and I'm sat there wondering what day it is! π€£
And that's just a normal day!
So if you're new here...
WELCOME TO CRAZY RED!! β€οΈπ
And if you've been here a while...
Well, you already know what you've let yourself in for!! π
Now I've told you a bit about my madness...
What's ONE thing I should know about YOU?! π
Got a pet? A weird collection? An obsession nobody understands?
Go on, I want to hear it!
And don't worry... after admitting I collect rubber ducks, I'm hardly in a position to judge!! π¦π€£