Billsyboos

03/04/2026

About frigging time 😂

I've had a few issues with Etsy where I've used their labels to post abroad but then they weren't updating to say delivered which was ruining my stats.

But I'm back to being star seller on Etsy... not that I need them to tell me I'm fabulous darlings 💁‍♀️

29/03/2026

I have Disneyland Paris blues today with them opening the new park and it got me thinking, where is your favourite place you've ever been on holiday?

25/02/2026

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17/02/2026

So what did we all have on our pancakes?

Surely we didn't all have 🍋 and sugar? 😂

Also, how many did you eat? House record? I had 7 (don't come for me. I'm breastfeeding and it was a resource requirement. Medicinal one might say). Stuart still beat me with 8 😂 we had them for brunch though, none of this one Pancake for dessert half jobs 😉

17/02/2026

✨️𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐇𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐏𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐃𝐚𝐲✨️

As Told by a Breastfeeding Mum Who Hasn’t Sat Down Properly Since 2011

Once upon a time, roughly 600 years ago, or possibly just Pancake Day 2012 (when I had my first baby on Shrove Tuesday), a group of exhausted medieval parents reached breaking point.

They were tired.
The baby hadn’t slept.
There was flour everywhere.
Someone had cried into a sack of sugar.

In desperate need of a sugar hit to replenish their utterly drained breastfeeding resources… Pancake Day was born.

Okay fine, I’m lying.🤭

Technically it’s the day before Lent, when people used up their elite ingredients before abstaining from anything remotely tasty for 40 days.
But honestly?
I think my version makes far more sense😉

14/02/2026

❤️ Valentine's Day ❤️

The only thing getting turned on here is the f*cking kettle and maybe the heatpress😂😭

I don't do Valentines. I don't celebrate it. I don't try and push sales for it. I think it's just another way for shops to make money 🙈 Stuart has 364 other days to treat me like the queen that I am 👸

How does everyone else celebrate? No judgement here just because I don't. Have you been spoilt?

06/02/2026

🔥 Home Fragrances Inbound 🔥

I have been working really bloody hard behind the scenes to ensure everything is compliant with these.

✨️ Wax Melts
✨️ Room Sprays
✨️ Reed Diffusers
✨️ Car Diffusers

Ignore my s**tty AI image. All of mine have relatable chaotic names. None of this Lavender Fields nonsense 😂😂 I also have the BEST swear word moulds.

Let me know your favourite scents below. Get involved and I might just give out some free samples 😉

16/01/2026

I had quite a few messages yesterday asking what charms we have. I know, I know, I need to sort them out but velcro baby won't let me today 🤦🏻‍♀️
Here's a list of what's been delivered. If you have specific requests, let me know in the comments and I'll make a list.
Tag anyone you think might want to see this 👀

15/01/2026

I've just had about 1,000 shoe pins delivered 😅

These are the first one's I've managed to put the baby down long enough to sort through. They will be added to my Etsy store later if they don't sell on here so get in quick if you want a set.

Remember, you don't need to buy anything to support the business. Just click a few buttons.

Tag a fan that needs to catch 'em all 😉👇

15/01/2026

I love AI 😂

I was asked to create one of these for a customer to use for her small business. They are kinda trendy rn so I thought I'd better do my own one.

I wish the baby would let me put him down long enough to go and get my lashes done and I wish my hair was always that shiny but that's the beauty of the internet. It lies. It makes me look less s**t and it shows you what I want you to see. Life lesson there, don't believe everything you see online 😅

Anyway, if you know me, what do you reckon? Does it look like me? Well, the polished less scummy mummy on the school run version anyway🤭

18/11/2025

Why the f**k am I getting so many requests for these? This has got to be the single most annoying craze to ever exist 😂

If I hear it one more time, I'm emigrating... without my kids 😂😂

Where's my other long suffering parent's at?

And yes, unfortunately, I will be adding this design to other items 🙄 let me know if you have any requests 🙄 hiding them from my kids so as not to encourage a VERY loud siiiiii###xx seveennnnnn!!