Sparkle Sparkle

16/08/2026

15/08/2026

🥟 LAST OF THE DUMPLINGS — £1.50 EACH, BARGAIN OF THE CENTURY 🥟

Right, these wee guys need OUT before they take over my house completely.

This is the LAST batch of dumpling keyrings I’m doing — once they’re gone, they’re gone, no more, finito, do not ask me to make more in November 😂

£1.50 each
+50p if you want a name on it
+91p postage (the price of a stamp!!) if you can’t get to me

So for under £3 you get the slayest keyring in town… ask the weans what that means, I had to ask Willie and even HE knew before me, which tells you everything about the state of my street cred 🤣

Tag a pal who needs a wee dumpling pal on their keys/bag/dog lead/life. First come first served — DM me to grab one before they’re all claimed!

15/08/2026

Wee peek at new stuff a’coming

12/08/2026

Morning all ☀️ Forget the astronomical eclipse, THIS is the one I’ve been waiting for 👇🍊🌙

Full moon… half moon… TOTAL ECLIPSE… of the Jaffa Cake 🎶 (if you know, you know 😂)

Anyway. Big day here — kids are back to school and honestly where did the summer even go?! Small mercy: they actually got some decent weather to play out in this year, which doesn’t always happen for them, poor souls 😢

Right, onto business — my brain’s already fast-forwarded to Halloween and Christmas (sorry, I don’t make the rules, my brain does) 🎃🎄

So tell me — what would YOU like to see me make for either one this year? Wildest ideas welcome, the weirder the better. Tag the pal who’d demand something completely mad 👀

Best answer gets a FREE luggage tag on me 🏷️ — and if it’s something I haven’t made or posted before, you’re in with a serious shout of winning.

Comment below and let’s see what you’ve got 👇

Happy Wednesday y’all xx

07/08/2026

Back to school next week and I don’t know who’s more nervous — the wee ones starting for the first time, or the mums and dads waving them off 😭🎒

Here’s a wee idea that might help… a personalised luggage tag for their bag, with a caricature or actual pic of THEM (or their bestie, granny, the dug, whoever) on it. Something to make them smile if they’re missing home during the day and make their bag stand out from the crowd ( there are always duplicates on day one !)

Here’s how to sort one:

Step 1 — Send me your fave photo of your child, yourself, or a family member
Step 2 — I’ll turn it into a FUN, vibrant caricature that’s totally them 🎨 or a photo you know they’ll love.
Step 3 — You choose the vibe:
✨ Background — work, classroom, beach, wherever suits
✨ Clothing & accessories — as specific as you like
✨ Eye colour
✨ Their name on the tag ( or not !)

Step 4 — I’ll send your design over to approve, with 2 rounds of changes included (choose wisely 🤣 no pressure!)

Step 5 — Once you’re happy, payment link comes your way — £5 each, plus £3 postage for up to 4 tags

Step 6 — Payment’s in, I get to work, and your tag’s posted out or ready for collection in Glasgow G44 🧳

Drop me a message to get started , sooner the better to get it in plenty of time ! 💜

22/07/2026

A wee thank you for all of your orders and a preview of the new stuff 💜

21/07/2026

Willie’s phone cover now has his own face on it AND holds his cards — the man has never been so organised or so smug about it 😂🎣

I finally got his caricature phone cover sorted and I’m no exaggerating, he’s absolutely buzzing. Bucket hat, Hawaiian shirt, tackle box, the lot — living his best fishing dream on the front of his phone, even though we both know he’s more likely to nap in that chair than catch anything 🐟😴

Best bit though? Card slots built right in. So he’s actually got his bank card and work pass IN one place for once, instead of scattered across three jacket pockets like usual (you know the type 🙈).

If you want your other half, your dad, your papa turned into their own wee caricature legend — on something they’ll actually use every day — DM me and let’s get you sorted 💛

21/07/2026

Introducing the Memory Chair — a tiny tartan armchair, just like the one they always sat in. “Mum” or “Dad, sadly missed, always remembered” stitched right onto the cushion.

Hang it on your Christmas tree. Sit it on the mantel. Take it with you to the place you remember them. However you keep them close, they’re right there with you.

Any name, any relation — Mum, Dad, Gran, Papa, whoever’s missing from around your table this year. DM me and I’ll get yours made.

18/07/2026

No ID required for these bad boys!

Not a hangover in sight and still fully loaded with personality 🍹✨

Say hello to my wee round keyrings — the only “cans” you’ll ever pick up that won’t have you regretting your life choices the next morning.

100% non-alcoholic, 100% cute, 100% suitable for weans, grannies, and everyone in between. Add your initials and make it yours — because nothing says “personality” like carrying your own tiny colourful can about on your keys.

Available in blue, yellow, black, red and green (basically the full rainbow of “I definitely haven’t lost my keys in three years”).

DM me to order yours — no ID required 😉

11/07/2026

A wee public service for my non Scottish followers 🤣