15/10/2026
Apparently Paul Hollywood has declared last night's Bake Off technical the worst in 17 years.
Bit fu***ng dramatic over some flatbreads, Paul. ๐
I'd love to see him attempt to cook dinner in my house.
One child doesn't like what's cooking, another wants to know how long it'll be, someone's eating the ingredients, the baby's trying to climb me like a fu***ng tree and I've forgotten what I was doing three times.
And after all that, someone will have the audacity to ask what's for dessert.
No Hollywood handshake here. Just a woman who's considering serving cereal tomorrow. ๐
Please tell me I'm not the only one who absolutely hates the daily responsibility of deciding what everyone eats?