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Billsyboos Handmade gifts, homeware & humour for real life. Funny, sweary, dry and totally relatable.

Created for busy parents, chaotic humans & anyone who loves a good laugh.

15/10/2026

Apparently Paul Hollywood has declared last night's Bake Off technical the worst in 17 years.

Bit fu***ng dramatic over some flatbreads, Paul. ๐Ÿ˜‚

I'd love to see him attempt to cook dinner in my house.

One child doesn't like what's cooking, another wants to know how long it'll be, someone's eating the ingredients, the baby's trying to climb me like a fu***ng tree and I've forgotten what I was doing three times.

And after all that, someone will have the audacity to ask what's for dessert.

No Hollywood handshake here. Just a woman who's considering serving cereal tomorrow. ๐Ÿ˜‚

Please tell me I'm not the only one who absolutely hates the daily responsibility of deciding what everyone eats?

I need a favour...Soooo many people have kids... but we don't appear to be reaching more than the usual 5 people. Can yo...
14/10/2026

I need a favour...

Soooo many people have kids... but we don't appear to be reaching more than the usual 5 people.

Can you all give this a share? I will pop the link for ordering in the comments.

โœจ๏ธAn amazing keepsake ideaโœจ๏ธ

This calendar is blank inside and just waiting for someone to create some amazing artwork each month.

Obviously it was aimed at kids but I see no reason why adults can't do it too. I might even make one for our house, if my little princess doesn't beat me to it!

Have you got a little creative human that would love it? Let me know in the comments because even if you don't buy one, you know by now how much engaging with it helps.

Tag your parent friends that might need one for their tiny human too.

Tap all the god damn buttons ๐Ÿ˜‚

Have you got your calendars for next year yet? I know, I know... it's super early.But they are relatable as f**k and wou...
13/10/2026

Have you got your calendars for next year yet?

I know, I know... it's super early.

But they are relatable as f**k and would also make a great Christmas present for someone.

Check out the website for some of the inside pages.

Tell me which one is likely to be your favourite, it helps my engagement ๐Ÿ˜‰

12/10/2026

Apparently Northamptonshire has just crowned a WORLD CONKER CHAMPION.

A woman dressed as a tiger won the whole bloody thing. ๐Ÿ˜‚

Over 250 grown adults turned up to smash conkers together on bits of string.

And apparently the competition has previously had a CHEATING SCANDAL involving a steel conker.

I absolutely fu***ng love this country.

Imagine trying to explain Britain to an alien. ๐Ÿ˜‚

08/10/2026

The Celebrity Traitors is on tonight and I genuinely think having five kids has prepared me for this programme.

I can walk into a room, find something broken and immediately have five people shouting โ€œIT WASN'T MEโ€ before I've even opened my mouth.

One's blaming another, someone's crying, someone's laughing and the actual culprit is being suspiciously fu***ng helpful.

Claudia, I'm ready. ๐Ÿ˜‚

Would you be a Traitor or a Faithful?

๐ŸŽ„ CHRISTMAS PRESENT IDEA! ๐ŸŽRight, just a little reminder that our Mystery Wax Boxes are ยฃ20!And if you've got someone on...
08/10/2026

๐ŸŽ„ CHRISTMAS PRESENT IDEA! ๐ŸŽ

Right, just a little reminder that our Mystery Wax Boxes are ยฃ20!

And if you've got someone on your Christmas list who is absolutely obsessed with wax melts, you can consider them SORTED. ๐Ÿ˜‚

You know the type. They've got a wax burner in every room, approximately 400 different scents and their house smells better than a bloody perfume shop.

Each box contains a rude wax melt, 3 normal clamshells and a car air freshener. Plus other random relatable and probably sweary stuff I deem acceptable.

And let's be fair, ยฃ20 for a Christmas present that doesn't involve wandering aimlessly around B&M hoping something jumps out at you is a win in my book. ๐Ÿ˜‚

Perfect for gifting. Equally acceptable to buy yourself one because you've had a s**t week.

Want a free box next month? Make sure you're in our group to find out how to get one.

If you've got a wax lover in your life, tag them below. They can take the hint. ๐Ÿ˜‚โค๏ธ

Or let me know if you want to reserve yours

06/10/2026

Anyone bought anything fun on the Prime day sale?

We absolutely loved creating this business in a box! Tag your favourite small business below ๐Ÿ‘‡
02/10/2026

We absolutely loved creating this business in a box!

Tag your favourite small business below ๐Ÿ‘‡

โœจ๏ธ Wax Customers โœจ๏ธVol. 2 will be ready for the end of October and I'm taking pre-orders now.Last month, everyone seemed...
01/10/2026

โœจ๏ธ Wax Customers โœจ๏ธ

Vol. 2 will be ready for the end of October and I'm taking pre-orders now.

Last month, everyone seemed to want a rude melt, so this month I'm guaranteeing one in every box ๐Ÿ“ฆ

You'll also get 3 x clamshells from our Autumn range and a car air freshener.

There'll be a scratch card in each box like last time, plus other random stuff I make that I think will give you a laugh ๐Ÿ˜‚

ยฃ20 each. Guaranteed to contain at least ยฃ30 worth of products.

Repeat Customers - let me know if you won anything on the scratchcard last time so I can make sure you get your prize!

Let me know if you want one and I'll send you a payment link ๐Ÿ–ค

Had to remind myself of this a few times today with a baby that's teething and full of cold. But don't you just love the...
28/09/2026

Had to remind myself of this a few times today with a baby that's teething and full of cold.

But don't you just love them poorly cuddles? I would never wish any of my babies to be ill but those snuggles hit different ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน

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Desborough
NN142RS

Opening Hours

Monday 9am - 5pm
Tuesday 10am - 6pm
Wednesday 9am - 5pm
Thursday 9am - 5pm
Friday 9am - 5:30pm
Saturday 9am - 12:30pm

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+447860356077

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