Sassy Swears

Sassy Swears 💋
Just a maker with a vinyl cutter, a filthy mind & a flair for décor 🤷‍♀️
Swearing made stylish — one piece at a time!

04/09/2026

Wholesome pictures of British wildlife 🐦😸🐰
Nothing to see here 🤣

03/09/2026

The cat strongly disagrees with this plate. 🐈‍⬛🤣

01/09/2026

Just a pretty little vintage plate… nothing to see here 👀🔪😂

Tag your inspiration below. 😂

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Things I never thought I’d say at work… 😂And somehow, every single one of these is now a perfectly normal sentence in my...
25/08/2026

Things I never thought I’d say at work… 😂
And somehow, every single one of these is now a perfectly normal sentence in my working day.
I really do have the strangest fu***ng job. 🤣
Which one’s your favourite? 👇

21/08/2026

Pretty china is lovely and all… but it’s considerably better with a swearword on it 💋
Life is too short for boring homeware
Which one are you pretty and polite or pretty and profane? 🤣

18/08/2026

A little bit new, a little bit custom, a lot inappropriate. 💋😂

A mixture of some of my latest new pieces and a few custom orders I’ve been making recently… because apparently normal china just isn’t my thing.

From Kerrygold peasants and arsenic to marriage advice and ADHD as f**k. Quite the selection. 🤣

Which one’s your favourite? 👀

From Lardarse to I still want you dead, there really is something quite special about opening my messages every morning ...
16/08/2026

From Lardarse to I still want you dead, there really is something quite special about opening my messages every morning 😂 Never change. You lot are my kind of people 💋

13/08/2026

Sorry Kylie, but these are what I can’t get out of my head… 🤣💋
A few additions to Sassy Swears - squirrels, c***s, demons, bi***es and cats talking s**t. Just the usual really 🤣
Which one are you picking?

Turns out running a small business involves a lot of making it up as you go along 😂 I've learnt a lot, f**ked up a few t...
11/08/2026

Turns out running a small business involves a lot of making it up as you go along 😂 I've learnt a lot, f**ked up a few things, changed my mind approximately 847 times... and somehow ended up with a job where I get to put swear words on pretty things for a living. And I bloody love it 💋 Fellow small business owners... what's the biggest thing YOU'VE learnt?

10/07/2026

Serving Cunt…💋
Not everyone’s cup of tea…
Which is exactly why I made it 😂

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