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Oscar has been observing a particular type of human….. 👀These are his findings 😂The Competitive Misery Person, We all kn...
04/09/2026

Oscar has been observing a particular type of human….. 👀

These are his findings 😂

The Competitive Misery Person, We all know one right ? 😂

🥺 You: I’ve had a terrible night’s sleep.
😫 Them: I haven’t slept since 1994.

🥺 You: My back’s killing me today.
😫 Them: I haven’t had a functioning spine for 12 years.

🥺 You: I’ve got such a headache.
😫 Them: I was once technically decapitated.

🥺 You: God, it’s freezing today.
😫 Them: This is nothing. I once lived somewhere it was minus 47. We didn’t have heating.

🥺 You: I’ve had such a busy week.
😫 Them: I worked 93 hours yesterday.

🥺 You: I think I’m coming down with a cold.
😫 Them: I had pneumonia, flu and probably the plague at the same time. Still went to work.

🥺 You: My feet are killing me.
😫 Them: I walked 36 miles yesterday. In unsuitable footwear.

🥺 You: I’m absolutely shattered.
😫 Them: I’ve been awake for eleven days.

🥺 You: I’ve had a stressful morning.
😫 Them: You think THAT’S stressful…

Oscar has reached a conclusion…

The Competitive Misery Person doesn’t want sympathy.

They just need to go 100 miserable steps better than everybody else. 😂

Basically, whatever you say…

THEY’VE HAD IT WORSE. 😂

Oscar thinks we should just let them win.

There you go. 🏆

You win.

Nobody has ever had it worse than you.

Happy now? 😂😂 (probably not)

This was my situation earlier… 😂 I’d was taken hostage by a 40kg fluff ball 🐺 I’d been busy in the craft room sanding cl...
03/09/2026

This was my situation earlier… 😂 I’d was taken hostage by a 40kg fluff ball 🐺

I’d been busy in the craft room sanding clay shapes. 35 in total! And filling 16 paint pot strips. 🙌 woo go me 😂 💪

So It was time for a brew and obviously some Woo fussing, but Uhtred wanted a little more than just a fuss. 😂

Look at him! Just sprawled across me without a care in the world. Legs everywhere, belly exposed and that little face. 🫶❤️

The full photo is actually really lovely. I’m looking down at Uhtred smiling 😊 but I had to crop myself out. 😂

Why? I wasn’t even dressed yet. I’m even wearing odd socks! 😂

Trust me… nobody needs to see the combination of dressing gown, odd socks and my morning hair. 😂😂

I was protecting you all. 😂

Have a great afternoon 🫶

Good Morning & Happy Thursday! 🫶This is what my morning looks like… 😂Sanding, sanding and a bit more sanding, kits to ge...
03/09/2026

Good Morning & Happy Thursday! 🫶

This is what my morning looks like… 😂

Sanding, sanding and a bit more sanding, kits to get ready and two more Gonks waiting patiently for me to paint them. 🎨

It’s been one of those weeks where I seem to go into the craft room in the morning and emerge several hours later wondering where the day went. 😂

So, brew beside me, music playing in the background and I’m cracking on with this little lot!

What’s keeping you busy today? 👀

Have a fabulous Thursday! 🫶

Happy Wednesday you lovely bunch of humans 🤎🧡💛
02/09/2026

Happy Wednesday you lovely bunch of humans 🤎🧡💛

Good Morning & Hello September! 🫶🍂September is here,Where did August go?I swear time gets fasterThe older I grow! 😂The n...
01/09/2026

Good Morning & Hello September! 🫶🍂

September is here,
Where did August go?
I swear time gets faster
The older I grow! 😂

The nights will draw in,
The temperature drops,
And Christmas Gonks appear
Before Halloween stops! 😂

So hello September,
Let’s see what you’ve got…
A lovely calm month?
Yeah… probably not! 🤣

Have a fabulous September Everyone 🫶🍂

Well… doggy soft play was a HUGE success! 😂❤️The woo’s absolutely loved it!They climbed, explored, played in the ball pi...
30/08/2026

Well… doggy soft play was a HUGE success! 😂❤️

The woo’s absolutely loved it!

They climbed, explored, played in the ball pit, ran around, chased each other and even went down the slide with a little encouragement. 😂🙌

I think the humans had just as much fun as the woo’s! ❤️

There’s something lovely about watching your dogs having the time of their lives… I think we spent most of the time just smiling and giggling at them. 😂

Then it was home for a well earned rib each. ❤️

We’ll definitely be doing that again!

If you’re in or around Teesside and looking for somewhere a little different to take your dogs, we’d definitely recommend Waggles & Wiggles Ltd it was clean, nicely put together, and friendly staff👌

The woo’s had a fabulous time and so did we! 🫶❤️

Good Morning & Happy Sunday! 🫶These two have absolutely no idea yet… 😂We’re taking the woo’s to doggy soft play this mor...
30/08/2026

Good Morning & Happy Sunday! 🫶

These two have absolutely no idea yet… 😂

We’re taking the woo’s to doggy soft play this morning!

Ramps, tunnels, toys and even a ball pit. 🤣

There are 5 humans going to supervise 2 Malamutes…

I reckon those are fairly reasonable odds. 😂😂

Who will have the most fun, The Woo’s or the Humans ? 😂

I’ll let you know how it goes!

Have a fabulous Sunday! 🫶

Good Morning & Happy Saturday! 🫶I’m having a very slow Saturday today.I’m tired, I hurt, my knees are complaining rather...
29/08/2026

Good Morning & Happy Saturday! 🫶

I’m having a very slow Saturday today.

I’m tired, I hurt, my knees are complaining rather loudly and I’m currently sporting my very glamorous knee supports. 😂

So apart from cooking dinner later, I’m planning on doing as little as humanly possible today.

I will have all 3 of my kids here at the same time though, which doesn’t happen very often these days. ❤️

So a full house, a family dinner and hopefully plenty of sitting down in between. 😂

Some days are for getting things done.

Today is definitely not one of those days. 😂

Have a lovely Saturday! 🫶

Good Morning & Happy Friday! 🫶What’s your today plans ? My today plans are…Making a mess turning water and plaster into...
28/08/2026

Good Morning & Happy Friday! 🫶

What’s your today plans ?

My today plans are…

Making a mess turning water and plaster into 2 large Gonks. 😂

While those are drying, I need to fill 60 mini paint pots 🎨 , sanding some clay Gonks and get 4 Gonk kits ready to pack up this afternoon.

So basically… a nice relaxing Friday. 😂😂

My 2 kits for £25 delivered offer ends Monday at midnight! After that, my kits will be back to £13.99 each + £3.65 postage.

I’ve added photos below for you to browse.

Go on, have a nosey. 👀😂

Have a fabulous Friday! 🫶

❤️Good afternoon ❤️Freya has turned into a complete cuddle woo. ❤️She’s due to come into season, so the extra loving is ...
27/08/2026

❤️Good afternoon

❤️Freya has turned into a complete cuddle woo.

❤️She’s due to come into season, so the extra loving is probably down to hormones…

❤️Kiri has also been away for a few nights and is convinced this is because Freya has missed her terribly.

❤️I reckon it’s probably a bit of both.

Whichever it is…

Have you ever seen a Woo look more comfortable? 🥹❤️

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