Phrased&confused

18/09/2026

I'm heading to the St Mawgan Steam & Vintage Rally this weekend. You will be able to find me and all of my colourful Cornish phrases in the craft tent. Really looking forward to being part of this event.

See ya...dreckly :)

🗺️ THE RALLY MAP IS HERE!

Well, we’ve finally done it…we’ve got a proper public rally map! 😂

For years, we’ve had DT’s brilliant CAD map behind the scenes. It was incredibly detailed and absolutely invaluable when it came to organising the rally field - but, if we’re honest, it wasn’t exactly designed to be picked up by a visitor and used for a fun weekend at the rally!

So this year we’ve given it a bit of a makeover and created a fresh, updated, public-friendly version.

We thought it was about time we let you lot have a look!

And if you want a copy to have with you over the weekend, you’ll also find it in this year’s rally programme, available to buy at the rally.

Save it, have a nosey and we’ll see you on the field! 💪🏼

04/09/2026

I have just updated my calendar of events for the next few months and it's looking pretty busy! Really excited to be out and about again meeting customers starting with the St Mawgan Steam & Vintage Rally on 19th & 20th September. Need some Cornish phrases in your life? Come and see me in the craft tent. If you can't make it take a look at where else I will be popping up.

Discover fun, vibrant designs inspired by regional and expressive phrases at Phrased and Confused. Shop prints, t-shirts, cushions, mugs & more with a playful twist. 🌟

26/08/2026

Last night we had the pleasure of attending a wonderful piece of community theatre put on by Lucy GC in Wadebridge. Midsummer Nights Dream was a joy to behold and had us laughing and smiling all evening. We were very honoured to have supplied some of our Cornish phrase t-shirts for the cast, they looked brilliant on stage ✨🍃💚

06/07/2026

It’s Geordie all the way this week with prints for all your walls.
⭐️Way Aye Man bringing unmistakable Geordie spirit to any space.
⭐️Canny, a reminder to keep things kind, clever and, of course, canny.
⭐️Shy Bairns Get Nowt, just be bold!
⭐️Hyem Sweet Hyem, because there’s no place quite like home.
⭐️Alreet Pet, a warm greeting that makes every room feel that little bit friendlier.

Which Geordie phrase is your favourite?

01/07/2026

Alreet Pet?

The warmest Geordie greeting. Now on a mug 🙂

29/06/2026

Shy bairns get nowt.
So we have decided to go for it! Here’s your Geordie print, fresh out of Cornwall. Because sometimes the best advice in the whole world comes in four words and a Newcastle accent.
Prints and mugs - click to buy

26/06/2026

Exciting news!

We’re taking Phrased & Confused beyond Cornwall.

Starting next week, we’re celebrating the words that make us who we are; region by region, dialect by dialect. From Geordie to Welsh, Yorkshire to Scouse, Brum to Manchester.

We know that every corner of the UK has a phrase that just says it better than anything else and we are here to help celebrate that.

Prints, mugs and bags. Made with love. Designed in Cornwall.

Which region are you? Tell us below.

22/06/2026

It was lovely to see my new tea towels in stock at Great Cornish Food on Friday. 3 designs - Dreckly, Proper Job & Alright? Yeah you? Each in a choice of 3 colour ways. Perfect for bringing a splash of colour to your kitchen.

19/06/2026

I’m here at Great Cornish Food with my trusty heat press - bags are already proving popular so come along and see me to get your custom printed tote 🛍️

18/06/2026

I’m really looking forward to heading to Great Cornish Food for my meet the maker session on Friday 19th June. I will be there from 11am printing tote bags to order - just pick your phrase and your colour for an immediate custom made product. Come and say hello 🙂