Phantasmacabria

20/05/2026

Had the absolute pleasure of skinning this gorgeous chap yesterday. This dude was perfect! Not an ounce of fat on him, skin just slipped off like a glove. Still had a little battle around the antlers but that's to be expected.

Isn't he a darling?

24/04/2026

Check the linktree or drop me a message to find your next vulture culture fave!

11/04/2026

Check out this funky lil' fever dream dude I encountered during a morning wandering!
Why is he here?
What does he want?
Why have I been staring into his screaming eyes for an unknowable length of time?

10/04/2026

Friends, you may know of my lovely silly-boy python Plissken, some of you may know he passed away towards the end of last year. Well, of course he is too beautiful to not be adored forever so he was preserved as a wet specimen. So here he is, please do adore him in all his glory!
Not available.

06/04/2026

Moffs!!!
Beautiful hawk moth displays available from my etsy, link in the bio.

26/03/2026

Wanna flip someone the bird?
Why not do so in the form of a pheasants foot with the help of a runic inscription?
Choose from 'go f### yourself' or 'blessings of Loki'.
Want something else carved in? Drop me a message.
Come see me weird oddities or chat about bizarre things THIS SUNDAY at

Curiosity curious? Check out my wares at: https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/Phantasmacabria

07/03/2026

Can't believe it has taken me this long to visit in Birmingham! I've wanted to find somewhere like this since losing (proper) Eddies and Xls, except it's of a standard where you can actually eat food here! Plus the gorgeous horror themed decor packed into every nook.
So. Very. Impressed.
And the zombie cocktails are divine!

Also was rather splendid, as usual, telling Slaine.

06/02/2026

Who is this irresistible creature who has an insatiable love for the dead?

If you still need a macabre way to show your feelings this Valentine's Day, why not give them your heart?

Or a different heart entirely? My lamb's heart wet specimens are available in a variety of presentations:

What about carved/burned runes/initials/symbols onto the heart?

Or pierced in the manner of traditional witchcraft charms known as 'stuck hearts'?

Perhaps a mended heart would suit? Stapled organs have a particularly intriguing impact...

Or plain? Plain can be pretty too!

Currently reduced on my Etsy, link in bio. BUT as Etsy does have absurd fees, I'm always happier to arrange a sale externally, I can take off more that way
😉
😂

08/01/2026

Hey kid, want some moths?

Going to be offering these gorgeous dudes as a create-your-own-bundle.

3 for £12
Postage treefiddy.

I won't be loading this into etsy due to their fees bumping the cost and the inevitable admin nightmare.
Some species have multiples available.
Drop me a message to reserve, this will be posted in multiple groups so I can't easily assign priority to first commenters.
Please refer to moths by their assigned number rather than species to keep the process easy on the brain.

Mwah!

08/01/2026