28/10/2026
RIGHT. SHOW YOURSELVES
I spotted The Galleria doing this and thought we’d join in… mainly because I’m nosy and there are 5,200 of you to investigate.
FIVE THOUSAND TWO HUNDRED.
And yet when I ask who wants to help with the washing up… silence.
So, who are you all?
❤️ A – I’ve been, I loved it, and now every cupboard in my house looks like I’m preparing to open a slightly wonky café.
🤣 B – I keep saying “we need to go again!” to a friend. Neither of us has booked. We’re both waiting for the responsible adult. We are 47.
👀 C – I’ve never been, but I’ve followed this page for so long I’d recognise the staff in Tesco. They would not recognise me. Awkward for everyone.
🙈 D – I’ve mentally attended about six workshops. Chosen my colours. Planned my outfit. Had a lovely time. Never actually booked.
☕ E – I’m basically part of the furniture. If I’m not there, check the toilet before you report me missing.
🎨 F – I say I’m bringing the kids for a treat, then spend two hours saying “DON’T TOUCH MINE” while they ask when we’re going home.
🖌️ G – I announce “I’m not artistic” when I arrive, then leave asking about a career change and whether anyone’s approached the Tate.
You can be more than one. This is a pottery studio, not a police lineup.
Pop your letter below. 👇
And if you’re a B, tag your friend. One of you needs to take charge before you’re organising the trip through your care home. 🤣