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Pollynana Crafting & Embroidery We are a husband and wife team, who bring to you the weird and wonderful art of embroidery!

🪩✨ DISCO DICK & DISCO TIT ✨🪩And there we have it...This is what happens when Julie from across the road gives Polly a ba...
10/09/2026

🪩✨ DISCO DICK & DISCO TIT ✨🪩

And there we have it...

This is what happens when Julie from across the road gives Polly a ball of pretty sparkly pink wool. 🤣😂

Most people: "Ooh, that would make something lovely." 🧶✨

Me:
🍆 DISCO DICK
🍈 DISCO TIT

I regret absolutely nothing. 🤣😂🤣

The newest Limited Edition members of our Emotional Support collection — bringing a little extra sparkle to the Naughty Corner. ✨

Julie, you're PCA's top fan, chief wool supplier and now apparently an accessory to the chaos. 😂❤️

What should I make if she gives me MORE sparkly wool?! 👀🤣

✨🍈 ANOTHER LIMITED EDITION HAS ARRIVED 🍈✨Meet... 🪩 DISCO TIT 🪩Yesterday Julie gave me some lovely sparkly pink wool.A no...
10/09/2026

✨🍈 ANOTHER LIMITED EDITION HAS ARRIVED 🍈✨

Meet... 🪩 DISCO TIT 🪩

Yesterday Julie gave me some lovely sparkly pink wool.

A normal person might have made something pretty and sensible with it...

I made Disco Dick. 🤣🍆✨

And apparently I wasn't finished. 😂

So today, joining our sparkly Emotional Support collection, we have DISCO TIT! 🪩✨

She's sparkly.
She's squishy.
She's got absolutely no shame.
And she's here to help you say "ta-ta" to your worries. 🤣😂

Disco Dick now has a partner in crime and, quite frankly, I think Julie has only herself to blame for giving me glittery wool. 😂🤣😂

Limited edition while the sparkly stuff lasts! ✨

✨🍆 LIMITED EDITION P***S ALERT 🍆✨Introducing... 🪩 DISCO DICK 🪩Because apparently a normal Emotional Support P***s just w...
09/09/2026

✨🍆 LIMITED EDITION P***S ALERT 🍆✨

Introducing... 🪩 DISCO DICK 🪩

Because apparently a normal Emotional Support P***s just wasn't fancy enough. 🤣😂

We were gifted some gorgeous sparkly pink yarn last night and, naturally, my first thought was...

"I could make a p***s out of that." 🤦‍♀️🤣

So here he is in all his glittery glory — our Limited Edition Sparkly Emotional Support P***s, affectionately known as DISCO DICK. 🪩🍆✨

Complete with his own words of encouragement:
"Don't get testy! When life gets hard, just give me a little tug. You won't be mad for sc***ng." 😂

There will only be a couple of these sparkly little fellas because once the yarn is gone, THE GLITTERY W***Y ERA IS OVER. 🤣

Who knew a p***s could look this glamorous? 💅🍆✨

***s

Having a well deserved rest Having fish and chips on Felixstowe pier
07/09/2026

Having a well deserved rest Having fish and chips on Felixstowe pier

🧶 FROM THIS… TO THIS! 🖕😂Last night's crochet project started off looking slightly questionable… 🤣A few hours, a bit of s...
05/09/2026

🧶 FROM THIS… TO THIS! 🖕😂

Last night's crochet project started off looking slightly questionable… 🤣

A few hours, a bit of stuffing and some creative swearing later — one Emotional Support Middle Finger was born. 🖕😂

Perfect for those days when words simply aren't enough!

“When life gets rude
and pushes your nerve,
give me a lift —
I’m what they deserve.” 🖕

Handmade by us at PCA Embroidery 💙

Fancy adopting one of our Emotional Support creations? 👀👇

https://www.pcaembroidery.co.uk/product-page/emotional-support-middle-finger-handmade-crochet-desk-companion

🐾 NEW TO THE PCA CHAOS! 🐾Because apparently humans aren't the only ones who need to make a statement... 😂Introducing our...
04/09/2026

🐾 NEW TO THE PCA CHAOS! 🐾

Because apparently humans aren't the only ones who need to make a statement... 😂

Introducing our brand new DOG BANDANAS! 🐶

We've started with 6 designs:

🏍️ Biker Bitch
🛵 Scooter Snout
🚐 Dub Dawg
👑 Little Dog Syndrome
🗣️ I Bark For No Reason
💛 Anxious Dog – Please Give Me Space
(Seriously, back the f**k up! 😂)

🐾 Approx 60cm across
🐾 Tie-on style – simply fold to fit your pooch
🐾 Bright sublimated designs
🐾 Handmade by us at PCA

And yes... Rayne has already been unwillingly recruited as our official bandana model. 🤣😂🤣
She would like it formally recorded that she did NOT apply for the position.

These will be coming to the stall with us!

Which one would your dog wear? 👀🐶

And more importantly...

WHAT SHOULD WE MAKE NEXT? 😂

Drop your ideas below 👇

Well… this happened. 🤣🍆Apparently I can’t sit still with a crochet hook without inventing something slightly inappropria...
03/09/2026

Well… this happened. 🤣🍆

Apparently I can’t sit still with a crochet hook without inventing something slightly inappropriate.

Meet the newest little additions to the PCA chaos…

🍆🔑 POCKET C***S! 🔑🍆

Handmade crochet keyrings, perfect for your keys, bag, or for gifting to that special little prick in your life. 😂

💷 £3 each

I only made three to start with because apparently I’m supposed to test whether things sell BEFORE making an army of them. 🙄🤣

Who needs an Emotional Support Pocket C**k? 👀😂

**k

Big shout out to my newest top fans! 💎 Freda Bramham, Neanah Crystal Walker, Julie Gilroy, Colin Sparkes, Robert Daniel,...
02/09/2026

Big shout out to my newest top fans! 💎 Freda Bramham, Neanah Crystal Walker, Julie Gilroy, Colin Sparkes, Robert Daniel, Derek Ong, Jonathan Cawthorn, Amy Groves, James Ellis, Karen Rudd

Drop a comment to welcome them to our community, fans

Well… this happened last night. 🤣😂Meet the latest addition to our Emotional Support collection…🍒 THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT B...
02/09/2026

Well… this happened last night. 🤣😂

Meet the latest addition to our Emotional Support collection…

🍒 THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT BALL SACK 🍒

Keep your valuables close to your balls. 😂

Complete with drawstring and its very own tag because apparently we've become a respectable establishment now. 🤣😂

And before anyone asks…

BALLS NOT INCLUDED. 🤣🤣🤣

What do we reckon — should this little beauty make it onto the stall? 👀🍒

🤬 NEW SWEARY KEYRINGS 🤬Well… apparently I didn’t have enough rude things on the stall already 😂🤣Fresh off the press toda...
01/09/2026

🤬 NEW SWEARY KEYRINGS 🤬

Well… apparently I didn’t have enough rude things on the stall already 😂🤣

Fresh off the press today are our new double-sided sublimation keyrings — and I bloody love how they’ve turned out! 😍

We’ve got:

😂 Live Laugh F**k Off
🐒 Not My Circus, Not My Monkeys
🤣 C**k Womble
💥 T**t
🌸 C**t
😎 Bitch
🔔 Bellend
🖕 C**ty
🐴 Wa**er

£3 EACH

Perfect for your keys, bags, gifts… or for that special someone who deserves to be reminded they're a C**k Womble every single day 🤣😂

Which one are YOU picking? 👇

And yes… more designs will probably happen because apparently I have no self-control 😂🤣😂

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