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Pollynana Crafting & Embroidery We are a husband and wife team, who bring to you the weird and wonderful art of embroidery!

🧶 FROM THIS… TO THIS! 🖕😂Last night's crochet project started off looking slightly questionable… 🤣A few hours, a bit of s...
05/09/2026

🧶 FROM THIS… TO THIS! 🖕😂

Last night's crochet project started off looking slightly questionable… 🤣

A few hours, a bit of stuffing and some creative swearing later — one Emotional Support Middle Finger was born. 🖕😂

Perfect for those days when words simply aren't enough!

“When life gets rude
and pushes your nerve,
give me a lift —
I’m what they deserve.” 🖕

Handmade by us at PCA Embroidery 💙

Fancy adopting one of our Emotional Support creations? 👀👇

https://www.pcaembroidery.co.uk/product-page/emotional-support-middle-finger-handmade-crochet-desk-companion

🐾 NEW TO THE PCA CHAOS! 🐾Because apparently humans aren't the only ones who need to make a statement... 😂Introducing our...
04/09/2026

🐾 NEW TO THE PCA CHAOS! 🐾

Because apparently humans aren't the only ones who need to make a statement... 😂

Introducing our brand new DOG BANDANAS! 🐶

We've started with 6 designs:

🏍️ Biker Bitch
🛵 Scooter Snout
🚐 Dub Dawg
👑 Little Dog Syndrome
🗣️ I Bark For No Reason
💛 Anxious Dog – Please Give Me Space
(Seriously, back the f**k up! 😂)

🐾 Approx 60cm across
🐾 Tie-on style – simply fold to fit your pooch
🐾 Bright sublimated designs
🐾 Handmade by us at PCA

And yes... Rayne has already been unwillingly recruited as our official bandana model. 🤣😂🤣
She would like it formally recorded that she did NOT apply for the position.

These will be coming to the stall with us!

Which one would your dog wear? 👀🐶

And more importantly...

WHAT SHOULD WE MAKE NEXT? 😂

Drop your ideas below 👇

Well… this happened. 🤣🍆Apparently I can’t sit still with a crochet hook without inventing something slightly inappropria...
03/09/2026

Well… this happened. 🤣🍆

Apparently I can’t sit still with a crochet hook without inventing something slightly inappropriate.

Meet the newest little additions to the PCA chaos…

🍆🔑 POCKET C***S! 🔑🍆

Handmade crochet keyrings, perfect for your keys, bag, or for gifting to that special little prick in your life. 😂

💷 £3 each

I only made three to start with because apparently I’m supposed to test whether things sell BEFORE making an army of them. 🙄🤣

Who needs an Emotional Support Pocket C**k? 👀😂

**k

Big shout out to my newest top fans! 💎 Freda Bramham, Neanah Crystal Walker, Julie Gilroy, Colin Sparkes, Robert Daniel,...
02/09/2026

Big shout out to my newest top fans! 💎 Freda Bramham, Neanah Crystal Walker, Julie Gilroy, Colin Sparkes, Robert Daniel, Derek Ong, Jonathan Cawthorn, Amy Groves, James Ellis, Karen Rudd

Drop a comment to welcome them to our community, fans

Well… this happened last night. 🤣😂Meet the latest addition to our Emotional Support collection…🍒 THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT B...
02/09/2026

Well… this happened last night. 🤣😂

Meet the latest addition to our Emotional Support collection…

🍒 THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT BALL SACK 🍒

Keep your valuables close to your balls. 😂

Complete with drawstring and its very own tag because apparently we've become a respectable establishment now. 🤣😂

And before anyone asks…

BALLS NOT INCLUDED. 🤣🤣🤣

What do we reckon — should this little beauty make it onto the stall? 👀🍒

🤬 NEW SWEARY KEYRINGS 🤬Well… apparently I didn’t have enough rude things on the stall already 😂🤣Fresh off the press toda...
01/09/2026

🤬 NEW SWEARY KEYRINGS 🤬

Well… apparently I didn’t have enough rude things on the stall already 😂🤣

Fresh off the press today are our new double-sided sublimation keyrings — and I bloody love how they’ve turned out! 😍

We’ve got:

😂 Live Laugh F**k Off
🐒 Not My Circus, Not My Monkeys
🤣 C**k Womble
💥 T**t
🌸 C**t
😎 Bitch
🔔 Bellend
🖕 C**ty
🐴 Wa**er

£3 EACH

Perfect for your keys, bags, gifts… or for that special someone who deserves to be reminded they're a C**k Womble every single day 🤣😂

Which one are YOU picking? 👇

And yes… more designs will probably happen because apparently I have no self-control 😂🤣😂

31/08/2026

WE NEED YOUR HELP! ❤️

Before Colin and I disappear down another expensive rabbit hole... 😂🤣

We're considering investing in a DTF (Direct to Film) printer.

In normal-person language 😂 it would mean we could create full-colour printed designs for T-shirts, hoodies, bags and other fabric items.

We could do funny sayings, rude stuff, full-colour pictures, biker designs, scooter designs, VDub stuff, gothic, retro, personalised designs... pretty much wherever our questionable imagination takes us 🤣😂

BUT...

Before we spend a small fortune on yet another machine, we want to hear from the people who actually buy our stuff!

👕 Would you buy printed T-shirts or hoodies from us?

🤔 What sort of designs would YOU actually like to see?

Funny?
Rude?
Biker?
Scooter?
VDub?
Gothic?
Retro?
Something completely different?

Don't worry about what you think we already make — tell us what YOU would want.

And don't be afraid to suggest something weird...

You've met us. Weird is absolutely fine here 🤣😂

We're not taking orders yet. This is genuinely us doing a bit of research before we decide whether it's worth making the investment.

So please chuck your thoughts and ideas in the comments 👇

Even if you've never bought from us before, we'd still love to know what you'd like to see ❤️

And if the general consensus is "Polly, you really don't need another bloody machine"...

I promise to take that under consideration 🤣😂🤣

🌲🚗 NEW PRODUCT ALERT! 🚗🌲Apparently we didn't have enough chaos on the stall already... so I've been playing again 😂Intro...
30/08/2026

🌲🚗 NEW PRODUCT ALERT! 🚗🌲

Apparently we didn't have enough chaos on the stall already... so I've been playing again 😂

Introducing our brand new PCA scented car air fresheners!

They're printed by us, scented with cedarwood, individually bagged and available in a wonderfully questionable selection of designs 🤣

We've got bikers 🏍️
VWs 🚐
Ducks 🦆
Sarcasm 😏
And, naturally, a completely unnecessary amount of swearing 🤬😂

Some even have a DIFFERENT design on each side!

BUT before these make their first appearance on the stall, we need your help with a little bit of market research...

💰 What would you honestly expect to pay for one of these at a rally or event?

Don't be nice to us — we genuinely want to know! 😂

And while you're here...

👀 Which design would YOU pick?

Or is there something you'd like to see on the next batch?

Welcome to PCA, where apparently even your car can now smell nice while insulting people 🤣🌲

🚨 THIS WAS NOT ON THE PRODUCT DEVELOPMENT LIST 🚨I sat down with a crochet hook.Things happened.I would now like to intro...
29/08/2026

🚨 THIS WAS NOT ON THE PRODUCT DEVELOPMENT LIST 🚨

I sat down with a crochet hook.

Things happened.

I would now like to introduce what can only be described as...

😂 THE CABBAGE PATCH HAT 😂

Complete with curly fringe, bunches and little red ribbons because apparently I have no adult supervision whatsoever. 🤣

Now here's the important bit...

I made this for a laugh BUT I NEED TO KNOW...

Would you actually wear one?! 😂

Because if enough of you say YES, these ridiculous buggers may find their way onto the PCA stall.

And if anybody is brave enough to want THIS ONE...

👀 IT'S FOR SALE 👀

Comment MINE and save me from wearing it for the rest of the evening. 🤣😂

⚠️ Warning: May cause uncontrollable urges to sing 80s songs and answer to the name Cabbage Patch Kid.

🔥 Apparently, some of you lot have a filthy sense of humour…And frankly, we approve. 😂The Rude & Sweary corner of PCA ha...
27/08/2026

🔥 Apparently, some of you lot have a filthy sense of humour…

And frankly, we approve. 😂

The Rude & Sweary corner of PCA has been getting a LOT of visitors today, so if you've not had a nose yet, consider this your warning.

Crochet emotional-support bits, sweary gifts, cheeky flannels, inappropriate keyrings and assorted things you probably shouldn't buy your nan.

Although, depending on your nan… maybe you absolutely should. 👀🤣

🔞 Adults only — contains rude words, questionable humour and absolutely no dignity.

👉 Have a browse:

https://www.pcaembroidery.co.uk/category/%F0%9F%94%A5-rude-sweary-gifts

Which one would get you into the most trouble? 😂

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