14/06/2026
This is Greg from our social media team. Greg isn't used to doing any real work, so totally drained his social battery, which is why he haven't posted any reels lately, and instead has been reading old copies of White Dwarf and listening to Saxon. Because apparently, Greg's comfort zone is 1987.
We're giving Greg one more week to get his s**t together before we fire him and get Greg from finance to take over social media duties. Greg from finance tells us he's looking forward to making his first reel about spreadsheets.
In the meantime my friends, stay metal!