LEMA

09/09/2026

NYAMADZERE COMMUNITY DAY SECONDARY SCHOOL 2026 MSCE RESULTS (NSANJE)

1.Jeremiah Sain 11 points
2.Jumah Lino 15 points
3.Chirwa Daniel Danford 17 points
4.Lunguzi Prince 17
5.Kumbukani John 18 points
6.Isaac Philimon 18 points
7.Alufazema Engil 18 points
8.Rodgers Joseph Zaina 18
9.Mtenje Ibrahim 19 points
10.Trusidah Mike Charles. 19 points
11).Danger Yanja 19
12. Alufazema Andrew. 19
13. Lenderson Gift 20
14. Mailosi John 21
15. Lunguzi promise 21
16. Matumba Blessings 21
17. Kingsley Bekah 21
18. Jamu Moses 21
19. Tasosa Patrick 21
20. Mofolo Stella John 22
21. Soko violet 22
22. Alfred Anniver 22
23. Jimmy Alex 23
24. Mwalembe Chifuniro 24
25. Lapozo Fletcher Kasongah 24
26. Mapelera Comfort 25
27. Mpasanje Miracle 25
28. Siyanyalo Orphah 25
29. Andsen Chikondi 25
30. Jeke David Victor 25
31. Tizola Jennifer 26
32. Angulet Steven Masauko 26
33. Michael John 26
34. Amisi Yamikani 26
35. Therere Dalitso 27
36. Chathyoka Chifundo 27
37. Abdulkarim Hussein Farooq 28
38. Sadya Joyce Gerald 28
39. Mulilenji Young Luke 28
40. Matola Pemphero 29
41. Mbulula Emmanuel Elisha 29
42. Moses Isaac Thomson 29
43. Medson Moffat Lambick 29
44. Chakwamba Makwete 29
45. Johnking Happy 30
46. Yohane Eliza 30
47. Maniko Isaiah 30

Congratulations 🎊 Boys and Girls

22/06/2026

07/04/2026

The pastor in the church today asked all the single guys who aren't married yet to stand up and they did, including me.

He asked the single ladies to stand up and they did as well,

As the ladies stood, I spotted one fine girl with big breasts, I asked a guy standing next to me of the girl and he said it's the pastor's daughter.

I then went back to my seat and sat down.

The pastor seeing this asked me why I sit and I told him I'm no longer single because I've just seen my soul mate.

The whole church shouted alleluya..

The pastor looking impressed gave me the mic 🎤 to indicate whom the newly found soulmate of mine is and I pointed at the daughter.

There was a silence in the church for some seconds.

He collected the mic back from me and told the church to pray against every spirit of demon trying to attack his family.

Till now I'm still looking at myself in the mirror wondering how I take resemble demon for this man eye. 😐

04/04/2026

African proverbs
If you see a man selling a pregnant goat, it means the problem at home is more pregnant than the goat😊

27/03/2026

A cow can produce 20litres of milk without making any noise but a hen one egg kekeke 😎😎😎🎯

27/03/2026

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.

27/03/2026

Power of letting go
In John 16:7-15, Jesus teaches that letting go of his physical presence was to our advantage because the helper - Holy Spirit could not come unless He leaves.

This implies that sometimes a loss or change is necessary for greater Spirital gain. Letting go can be tough, but it's often the key to something bigger. Jesus had to leave for the Holy Spirit to come in. It's like when you're holding onto something tight, you can't receive something new. Release, trust, and see what unfolds 💪.

Good morning and win today