09/04/2026
There are two types of cooks in this world.
Left: Clean Cook — wipes the splash before it dries, burner is spotless, probably alphabetizes spices.
Right: Messy Cook — “I’ll clean it later” energy, flavor over everything, stove has seen things.
Comment "LEFT" if you’re Team Clean Cook.
Comment "RIGHT" if you’re Team Messy Cook.
No switching sides mid-meal.