Scarlet Tentacle

12/21/2013

Have you finished all your Christmas shopping yet? No? Good thing Renegade Handmade is this weekend in San Francisco! I'll be there at booth 203 -- come say hello!

December 21st & 22nd from 11am to 6pm at the San Francisco Concourse Exhibition Center at 635 8th St, San Francisco, CA 94103.

http://www.renegadecraft.com/sanfrancisco-winter-home

Showcasing the best and brightest in indie craft + design since 2003.

12/20/2013

A quick reminder: if you're planning on ordering anything from the Scarlet Te****le shop this holiday season, tomorrow, December 20th, is the last day to order non-custom items from my shop & have them arrive in time for Christmas! If you order anything after December 20th, you'll either have to upgrade the shipping to with a rush delivery fee or it won't arrive in time :-(

https://www.etsy.com/shop/scarlettentacle

12/17/2013

What are you up to this weekend?

Renegade Handmade is this weekend in San Francisco! Scarlet Te****le will be there at booth 203 -- it's your last-minute one-stop shop for alll your last-minute gift needs! There are 248 other amazing vendors, so if you can't reasonably give coloring books for adults to everyone on your Christmas list, don't fear: Renegade Handmade has something for everyone!

December 21st & 22nd from 11am to 6pm at the San Francisco Concourse Exhibition Center at 635 8th St, San Francisco, CA 94103.

http://www.renegadecraft.com/sanfrancisco-winter-home

12/11/2013

Wow, where does the time go? If you're planning on ordering any custom items, embroidered vulvas or other ta**ry, erotic embroideries from the Scarlet Te****le shop this holiday season, tomorrow, December 11th, is the last day to place your order for Christmas delivery. Orders for custom work, embroidered vulvas or other embroidered work placed after December 11th will not be ready in time for Christmas without an extra rush delivery fee.

https://www.etsy.com/shop/scarlettentacle

Here's a refresher for Scarlet Te****le HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES for US customers:

Please order on or before December 20th for regular shipping costs with delivery by December 25th. Rush delivery will be available for an extra cost until December 22nd for paper goods only.

For embroidered goods & custom orders: please place your order on or before December 11th -- any orders for custom work, embroidered vulvas or other embroidered work will not be ready in time for Christmas without an extra rush delivery fee.

https://www.etsy.com/shop/scarlettentacle

12/08/2013

In the category of not-remotely-traditionally-Christmas-themed-gifts, there's always the bevvy of zombie-related items in my shop:

https://www.etsy.com/listing/118851340/3d-zombie-pin-up-8x10-art-giclee-art

https://www.etsy.com/listing/130372363/i-love-your-brains-zombie-art-postcard

https://www.etsy.com/listing/153773745/sexy-zombies-attack-a-coloring-book-for

Grab your shotguns & emergency supplies because this 3D zombie poster is ready to come at you! This zombie apocalyptic poster features a zombie

12/06/2013

On sale and full of Christmas-caroling pin-ups? Yes, please.

https://www.etsy.com/listing/88123728/sale-santa-baby-a-naughty-christmas

Now on sale for a limited time! Get each holiday-themed coloring book for $6.50 instead of $8.00! Santa Baby - A Naughty Christmas Carol

12/03/2013

Wow, all of a sudden it's December and suddenly these greeting cards are appropriate again. They're also on sale, so.

https://www.etsy.com/listing/88134502/sale-pin-up-girl-christmas-cards-set-of

Now on sale for a limited time! Get all three cards for postcard for $8.00 instead of $13.00! Also available individually.

12/01/2013

Oh look, I remembered to blog again! Click over to keep up with the Scarlet Te****le winter show calendar.

http://scarlettentacle.wordpress.com/2013/12/01/scarlet-tentacle-winter-craft-show-announcements/

Big news, everybody! I've mostly finished moving into my new place, whose bathroom has now been fixed in such a way that the toilet is no longer in danger of falling through the floor into the base...

12/01/2013

Oh em gee, it's December! If you're planning on ordering anything from the Scarlet Te****le shop this holiday season, especially custom orders and embroidery work, please take a quick look at these holiday shipping deadlines, and feel free to contact me if you have any questions!

HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES for US customers:

Please order on or before December 20th for regular shipping costs with delivery by December 25th. Rush delivery will be available for an extra cost until December 22nd for paper goods only.

For embroidered goods & custom orders: please place your order on or before December 11th -- any orders for custom work, embroidered vulvas or other embroidered work will not be ready in time for Christmas without an extra rush delivery fee.

https://www.etsy.com/shop/scarlettentacle

HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES for International customers:

Please order on or before December 9th for regular shipping costs with delivery by December 25th. Rush delivery will be available for an extra cost until December 14th.

For embroidered goods & custom orders: please place your order on or before December 11th -- any orders for custom work, embroidered vulvas or other embroidered work will not be ready in time for Christmas without an extra rush delivery fee.

US & international customers please note: there is no way to guarantee a delivery date for any item unless you purchase upgraded express shipping. Shipping times are based on estimates provided by the US Post Office, which does not guarantee delivery for any services besides Express Priority Mail, and delays do happen. You can upgrade your shipping here: https://www.etsy.com/listing/165809122/1-2-day-usps-priority-mail-express-extra

https://www.etsy.com/shop/scarlettentacle

Scarlet Te****le creates handmade audacity: adult coloring books, embroidered vaginas, embroidery patterns, DIY kits, housewares, embroidered

08/01/2013

Reminder: get some awesome Scarlet Te****le merch at super-discount prices!

I almost never do sales, but I'm moving soon, and I want to schlep less stuff, so do me a solid and buy some things at super-duper ridiculous discounts.

https://www.etsy.com/shop/ScarletTe****le?section_id=13984801

07/26/2013

It's Renegade Handmade time: Saturday & Sunday from 11 to 7pm at the Fort Mason Festival Pavilion in San Francisco. I'll be at booth 25, and if you're in the area, you should absolutely come!

http://scarlettentacle.wordpress.com/2013/07/12/scarlet-tentacle-at-sf-renegade-handmade-july-27-28th/

It's that time of year again: Scarlet Te****le will be at the San Francisco Renegade Craft Fair at Fort Mason this July 27th & 28th. I'll be at booth 25 with my just-under-6-feet-tall wooden pi...

07/26/2013

Part two of Wooden Pin-Up Work in Progress: it stands!