09/21/2026
🦃 THE Swirls & Swags Door Decor THANKSGIVING DISASTER 🦃
Thanksgiving started normally enough until Dana’s Jewelry Box showed up three hours late with a live turkey 🦃 in the passenger seat.
Nobody asked questions.
Coffey Sports Collectibles was already in the kitchen yelling, “THE SMOKE 💨 IS NORMAL!” while Mindfulness Matters was outside trying to convince everyone that the goat 🐐 was absolutely allowed at the dinner 🍽️ table.
Things really went downhill when Amanda Young Wildlife and Portrait Photography announced 🗣️ they had “fixed” the gravy 🫕.
Nobody knows what they put in it.
Nobody is willing to ask. 😂
Then MillerTime Tools came running through the house screaming 😱 because something had escaped from the barn.
Naturally, Queen Bee Creations grabbed a frying pan 🍳.
Why?
Again — nobody knows. 🫤
By this point Grandma had disappeared, the dog, Max 🐾 had stolen half the turkey, Mental Mastery was standing on a chair, and GlowArt Creations was outside yelling:
“DON’T CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT 🔥 YET!” 🫠
Which is generally when you should call the fire department.
Meanwhile RGE Digital Strategies was calmly sitting in the corner drinking coffee ☕️ like none of this had anything to do with them. ☕😂
Then someone noticed the goat was gone.
WHO LOST THE GOAT?!
Ginger's Creations blamed Jennifer's Paranormal Investigations.
Phoenix Rising and Thriving blamed the dog, Max.🐾
Lisa’s Crafting Closet suggested we simply “get another goat.”
That person is no longer allowed to make financial decisions. 😂
By dessert, 🍮 the fire department had arrived, the neighbors were watching 😳 from the driveway, somebody’s pants 👖 were missing, and CNC Inspire Coffee was trying to explain 😩why there was livestock in the bathroom 🚽.
And THAT is when Mary's Ginger Cottage stood up, raised her glass 🍷 and said:
“BEST THANKSGIVING EVER. SAME TIME NEXT YEAR?”
Absolutely. Because apparently none of us learn anything. 😂
🦃🐓🐐 YOUR TURN!
Copy this whole story, replace the with YOUR friends/pages and POST IT.
If you get tagged, you’re officially part of the Thanksgiving disaster.
And yes… you have to keep it going. 😂
☕ COFFEE CORNER:
If you’re the person sitting quietly with your coffee watching everyone else make terrible decisions…
Congratulations! You’re probably the smartest person! 
