05/20/2026
This is hilarious and sooo true 🤣
Do you tick all the boxes?? I’ll add that my whole world relates to paint colors so I could be watching Law & Order with my husband and say “oh, don’t those cabinets in the background look like French Linen?” Husband has no idea what I’m talking about 🤣
HOW TO SUCCESSFULLY IDENTIFY A FURNITURE ARTIST.
Although honestly… it’s not difficult.
1.We are a happy bunch.
2. Paint on their hands and completely unbothered by it.
3. A brush soaking in water since 2024.
4. Several pieces “waiting to be finished.”
5. Saying “trust the process” while internally panicking.
6. A cupboard full of stencils they “definitely needed.”
7. A deep love of old things… and I don’t mean Marty.
8. An inability to throw anything away “just in case.”
9. The only person at the party desperate to discuss paint colours.
10. They have openly admitted to dipping their paintbrush in their tea and still drinking it. Worse still… I once drank the paint water. I was extra thirsty.
11. Running to the loo because they needed a p*e three hours ago, but were too hyper-focused and in their happy place to notice.
12. Not particularly wealthy… but ridiculously happy.
13. Photographing random textures, doors, tiles, and p*eling walls “for inspiration”… which will absolutely never be used later.
14. Buying the same supplies twice because they forgot they already bought them.
15. Family and loved ones quietly fearing for their creative relative’s faculties.
16. Everything they own has paint on it. Even the “good clothes.”Who here has turned up to a special occasion wearing accidental Eau de Capri pink Chalk Paint?
Do you recognise yourself… or a creative friend? Which numbers?
What would you add to the list?
Made by Marley
