Bespattered Facade

Bespattered Facade 🌈😘 I refuse to pick just one favorite color. Handmade in the forest outside Charleston, SC.
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The wisdom is wisdoming today, witches. šŸ’…šŸ»Meme, mood, vibe, current events, status update, quote, advice, saying, motiva...
09/01/2026

The wisdom is wisdoming today, witches. šŸ’…šŸ»

Meme, mood, vibe, current events, status update, quote, advice, saying, motivational, inspirational, text, art, color, humor, jokes, laughter is the best medicine

Fun fact: Until last Friday, I had never caught the ā€˜rona 🦠 before. (I take the ā€œreclusiveā€ part of being a reclusive ar...
08/31/2026

Fun fact: Until last Friday, I had never caught the ā€˜rona 🦠 before. (I take the ā€œreclusiveā€ part of being a reclusive artist really, really seriously.) Highlights of the experience include, having a full-blown panic attack about getting it, being too tired to even watch tv, hallucinating bugs on my nightstand in the middle of the night and saying I knew they were there because I could ā€œhear them walking,ā€ and reminding my husband on an hourly basis that HE did this to me. I’m still pretty tired, but the fever is gone and I think I’m as close to normal as I ever was before.

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If we’re just randomly renaming things now, I have some suggestions… šŸ¤”Friday feeling, weekend, meme, vibes, mood, curren...
08/28/2026

If we’re just randomly renaming things now, I have some suggestions… šŸ¤”

Friday feeling, weekend, meme, vibes, mood, current events, wtf, quotes, wisdom, inspiration, advice, posters, prints, fridge magnets

Do you ever wake up in the morning pre-pissed off by show sh*tty the world is and how awful people are to each other? Th...
08/27/2026

Do you ever wake up in the morning pre-pissed off by show sh*tty the world is and how awful people are to each other? That’s me, today. Ugh. Look at these colorful memes and soothe your (justified) rage. Eat a billionaire if you see one. šŸ«

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I’m tired. That’s it. ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?Memes, vibes, mood, dark humor, quotes, share, wisdom, advice, motivation,...
08/26/2026

I’m tired. That’s it. ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

Memes, vibes, mood, dark humor, quotes, share, wisdom, advice, motivation, inspiration, meme, funny, sayings, rainbow, word art, text post

Sometimes I just repeat the hint, stated clearly and directly, and make them confirm the thing they were too chickensh*t...
08/25/2026

Sometimes I just repeat the hint, stated clearly and directly, and make them confirm the thing they were too chickensh*t to say initially. (If it’s something I care about and want confirmed.)

Memes, dark humor, life, advice, wisdom, vibes, semi-motivational, inspiring, quotes, share and repost, colorful, word art, text post

Don’t you love it when the planets align perfectly and you can stick it to some random dickwad? ✨consequences✨I love fin...
08/24/2026

Don’t you love it when the planets align perfectly and you can stick it to some random dickwad? ✨consequences✨

I love finding things out. I have no plans to do anything with the information, it just gives me deep satisfaction to know.

Denying an emotional vampire access to your emotions is the most effective form of punishment. Again, ✨consequences✨

This ties directly into ā€œburn all the sage you want, I’ll be back.ā€

Seize the horrors.

Dealing with this BS is in your DNA.

I am my biggest fan. 🩷

No lies detected.

Ugh. The list.

New billionaire stickers and magnets with an adorable crew of hungry polar bears who are tired of this crap. New beaded lanyard / crossbody chain, with faux pears for all you fancy hoes. Pretty floral semi-motivational t-shirt, and Rainbow Magic Drop stud earrings! You can have them! I will mail them to you. Commerce!

Dearest Friday,I’m so glad we are back together. I’m sorry you had to see me With Mon-Thurs, but I swear | was thinking ...
08/21/2026

Dearest Friday,

I’m so glad we are back together. I’m sorry you had to see me With Mon-Thurs, but I swear | was thinking of you the whole time.

🩷 Nikki

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Charleston, SC

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Monday 9am - 5pm
Tuesday 9am - 5pm
Wednesday 9am - 5pm
Thursday 9am - 5pm
Friday 9am - 5pm

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