Bespattered Facade

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Bespattered Facade 🌈😘 I refuse to pick just one favorite color. Handmade in the forest outside Charleston, SC.
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We did it. Now we have two days to figure out how to tear it all down so we don’t have to begin again on Monday. ...
10/16/2026

We did it. Now we have two days to figure out how to tear it all down so we don’t have to begin again on Monday.

I’m back in action! I have risen! I again walk among you. Yay? Prepare yourselves? Run? Choose the appropriate response ...
10/15/2026

I’m back in action! I have risen! I again walk among you. Yay? Prepare yourselves? Run? Choose the appropriate response and act accordingly.

Keep track of the coming horrors with this conveniently sized 2027 Semi-Motivational desk calendar. Each month features ...
10/14/2026

Keep track of the coming horrors with this conveniently sized 2027 Semi-Motivational desk calendar. Each month features a colorful heartwarming slightly inspirational piece of art to give you the strength to survive the long dark nights. If you need more, big motivation, there are more bigger and most biggest sizes to hang on the wall as well. So much variety. I’m going to change lives. I love you. 🦄🌈💩

I started on American Horror Story yesterday and I’d like someone to tell me why I had to wait 5 or 6 episodes for Gabou...
10/14/2026

I started on American Horror Story yesterday and I’d like someone to tell me why I had to wait 5 or 6 episodes for Gabourey Sidibe to show up. Don’t they know this is HER show? They’ve got their priorities all in the wrong spot.

Sore throat has evolved into a beautiful hacking cough, I’ve decided the only cure is bed rot and Netflix. I’ve already ...
10/13/2026

Sore throat has evolved into a beautiful hacking cough, I’ve decided the only cure is bed rot and Netflix. I’ve already binged East of Eden (it was great), what should I spend the rest of the day inhaling steam and watching? 🛌

It’s Monday and I have a sore throat and a cough, because of course I do. Starting this week off right. 💪🏻 BRING OUT YOU...
10/12/2026

It’s Monday and I have a sore throat and a cough, because of course I do. Starting this week off right. 💪🏻 BRING OUT YOUR HORRORS!

10/09/2026

Maybe tonight is the night to sleep the correct sleep. Stay hopeful for sufficient slumber. 🛌

Is it naptime yet?
10/08/2026

Is it naptime yet?

You are unstoppably powerful. 💪🏻 Terrified awe is the goal. Accept no less.Get ready.Take care to notice the “somewhat.”...
10/06/2026

You are unstoppably powerful. 💪🏻

Terrified awe is the goal. Accept no less.

Get ready.

Take care to notice the “somewhat.” You’re still not special, don’t get it twisted.

…and it makes them big sad.

They’re nutritious!

I’m allowed to have hobbies!

They always seem to find that.

Never forget.

This makes me want to put a neon leopard blanket in every boring room in the world. That’s my campaign slogan.

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Charleston, SC

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Monday 9am - 5pm
Tuesday 9am - 5pm
Wednesday 9am - 5pm
Thursday 9am - 5pm
Friday 9am - 5pm

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