Bespattered Facade

Bespattered Facade 🌈😘 I refuse to pick just one favorite color. Handmade in the forest outside Charleston, SC.
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I’ve mentioned discovering I have too much juice around my brain, but I don’t think I’ve actually explained it. I’ve alw...
06/26/2026

I’ve mentioned discovering I have too much juice around my brain, but I don’t think I’ve actually explained it. I’ve always had migraines but they’ve gotten much worse in the past 6 months and my vision has gotten worse. An MRI revealed that I have Idiopathic Intracranial Hypertension and the excess fluid pressure is damaging my optic nerves. That’s a fun surprise discovery at what you thought was going to be a routine Dr appt. 😂

It’s fine, mostly, I have more than one doctor monitoring me to make sure things don’t get worse and take action if they do. The most fun part are the daily headaches and the symptoms that mimic Chronic Fatigue Syndrome. The meds make the fatigue even worse, so I’m on a strict nap schedule and am kind of taking a step back from everything.

The point is, I’m around, unless I’m asleep or cranky, but things are going to scale back for a while. I’m not sure how long it’s going to take to get CSF levels where they should be, and I don’t know what happens after that. So, email me if you need something urgent, and I’ll make colorful memes and stuff when I feel like it.

A little over a week left to grab a colorful treat and give back 20% to The Trevor Project! The pride continues 24/7/365...
06/22/2026

A little over a week left to grab a colorful treat and give back 20% to The Trevor Project! The pride continues 24/7/365 but the fundraiser ends this month. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🌈🥳

Colorful memes | funny text | LGBTQ+ fundraisers | sarcasm | feral | dark humor

IG just helpfully let me know that I can write a caption for each one of the slides in my slideshow now. I was thinking ...
06/19/2026

IG just helpfully let me know that I can write a caption for each one of the slides in my slideshow now. I was thinking colorful snarky memes speak for themselves, but maybe I’m wrong? Let’s give this a shot.

Men, we’re tired of your BS. It’s time to go to the moon now.

It’s my favorite word and if it’s not your favorite word too, get ready to fight me.

My therapist and I talk s**t about you every week.

Aren’t these cute? They’re available on my 🕸️site and 20% of all sales during the month of June benefit the The Trevor Project

If you need this one explained you should probably just f**k off to be safe.

Losers start fights on the internet.

Failing multiple times is embarrassing.

Correct pronunciation: Trog-LOOOW-dyte

Are you the token hetero in your friend group? This t-shirt is available too and 100% benefits the The Trevor Project during the month of June. Get one. Get three.

🍑⬅️📦 just in case you like pictures better than words, here’s an informational pictogram. You can trust me, I have a ver...
06/18/2026

🍑⬅️📦 just in case you like pictures better than words, here’s an informational pictogram. You can trust me, I have a very expensive piece of paper that qualifies me to teach you stuff, but only if you’re an adult. If you’re a kid: WTF ARE YOU DOING HERE? GET OFF MY LAWN!

I almost forgot to give you animals your life-sustaining meme sustenance today. Phew, that was close. Are my babies hung...
06/17/2026

I almost forgot to give you animals your life-sustaining meme sustenance today. Phew, that was close. Are my babies hungry?

I have two beautiful little human boy sons, I don’t know why everyone keeps calling them dogs.
06/16/2026

I have two beautiful little human boy sons, I don’t know why everyone keeps calling them dogs.

Your reward for surviving the horrors of last week is…. More horrors this week! This must be so exciting for you.
06/15/2026

Your reward for surviving the horrors of last week is…. More horrors this week! This must be so exciting for you.

I can’t wait for someone’s meemaw to get all riled up over No. 2
06/13/2026

I can’t wait for someone’s meemaw to get all riled up over No. 2

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