Pumpkindoodles Cottage

17/10/2026

🐰💩 IT'S SATURDAY, AND WE'RE PACKING S**T! 💩🐰

Just another glamorous Saturday at Pumpkindoodle Cottage! 🤣

Our distinguished gentleman, Sir Marshall Mello, has been hard at work producing premium, all-natural rabbit fertilizer, and apparently it's my job to package his contributions to society.

Today is officially RABBIT POO PACKING DAY! 🎉

We're replenishing our Etsy inventory with bags of nature's little garden nuggets! 🌱

🐰 Naturally produced by our very own fluffy fertilizer factories.

🌿 Nutrient-rich organic matter for your flowers, vegetables, and houseplants.

💩 Convenient little pellets that can be added to garden soil.

🎁 And perhaps the funniest gift you can send someone, because our packaging proudly announces:

"I SAW THIS BAG OF S**T AND THOUGHT OF YOU." 🤣🤣

Seriously. Imagine sending your best friend, gardening buddy, mother-in-law, or favorite pain in the ass an actual bag of rabbit s**t. It's thoughtful, practical, and just the right amount of inappropriate.

And unlike most of the crap people give you, this s**t actually helps things grow! 🌻

Marshall Mello would like everyone to know that production is proceeding on schedule, quality control is excellent, and management continues to refuse his requests for overtime compensation in bananas.

📦 Saturday inventory restock is underway!

🛒 Shop our Etsy listing here:
https://pumpkindoodlecottage.etsy.com/listing/4465647007

Pumpkindoodle Cottage — Where we take s**t seriously, so you don't have to! 🐰💩🌱

07/10/2026

05/10/2026

📜 OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE PUMPKINDOODLE COTTAGE RABBITRY 📜

It is with great ceremony, absolutely unnecessary levels of grandeur, and a reasonable amount of concern for what we have gotten ourselves into that we formally introduce:

Sir Marshall Mello of Wonderland
First of His Name, Keeper of the Carrots, Lord of the Hay Bin, Protector of the Pellet Bowl, and Sire of Questionable Future Decisions.

Sir Marshall has officially joined the rabbitry as a working fiber and breeding rabbit, meaning this ridiculous little cloud with ears will eventually earn his keep through both his beautiful coat and carefully planned offspring.

Beneath the tiny gentleman’s waistcoat and overwhelmingly distinguished expression lies a rabbit with an actual job description: producing usable fiber, contributing desirable traits to future litters, and generally expanding the tiny livestock empire one fluffy bad decision at a time.

He is currently in orientation, where his primary responsibilities include eating hay, inspecting carrots, looking suspiciously aristocratic, and learning the boundaries of his new kingdom.
Future duties will include fiber harvesting, grooming tolerance, health and temperament evaluation, and once appropriately mature selective breeding as one of our working sires. Because despite the absurd title, the goal is healthy, well-cared-for rabbits with useful fiber, good temperament, and thoughtfully planned offspring.

His résumé currently reads:
🐇 Occupation: Fiber producer & future sire
👑 Rank: Extremely Important Tiny Gentleman
🥕 Department: Carrot Acquisition
🌾 Territory: The Hay Bin
💼 Special Skills: Being outrageously fluffy, wearing formal attire, and making grown adults rearrange entire rooms around his needs

⚠️ Long-Term Forecast: Several questionable future decisions

Please join us in welcoming Sir Marshall Mello of Wonderland to the farm.

May his coat be luxurious,
his hay be plentiful,
his bloodline be fabulous,
and may God have mercy on us when the breeding program begins.

LONG LIVE SIR MARSHALL. 👑🐇
The Rabbit Empire expands.

26/09/2026

🛁✨ Fresh from the Pumpkindoodle Cottage apothecary! ✨🛁

I made these little jars of handmade bath salts for Ladies Swap Night tonight. Now they are available for you!

Current scents:
💜 Lavender Vanilla — soft, cozy, relaxing goodness

🍏 Apple — fresh, sweet, crisp, and ridiculously good smelling

These will also be available for purchase, and I have matching handmade soaps available if you want the whole set.

🫙 Bath salts — $6 each or 2 for $10

🧼 Bath Salt + Matching Handmade Soap Set — $10

Perfect for teacher gifts, stocking stuffers, hostess gifts, self-care baskets… or for locking the bathroom door and pretending nobody in your house exists for 30 minutes. 😂

Made by hand in small batches at Pumpkindoodle Cottage. 💜

Message me if you’d like me to set some aside!

20/09/2026

I’m taking pre-orders for my small-batch Pine & Rosemary Beard Balm 🌲

This one is truly a slow-made product. The pine and rosemary are infused for several months before I turn it into a rich beard balm with coconut oil and mango butter.

Each batch is made in very limited quantities here on the farm.

2 oz tin — $18

Message me your orders, and I will get you on the exclusive list.

20/08/2026

🎣 Gone Fishin’… but make it cute. 💚

Handmade fishing lure earrings for the girl who’d rather be on the water—or just likes her accessories with a little attitude. 😂

Bright chartreuse feathers, tiny lure heads, and just enough sparkle to catch attention without catching an actual bass. 😉

✨ Lightweight
🎣 Handmade
💚 Perfect for fishing girls, lake days, tournaments, or the fisherman’s wife who deserves her own tackle

$12 per pair

Message me to claim these! 🎣💚

17/05/2026

Sometimes I get bored and create pretty awesome s**t. 🌿🖤

Hand-painted custom pots are now available by order. Pricing depends on size and design request.

Moody cottage garden vibes? Apothecary style? Herbs? Florals? Snarky? I got you.

Message me for you own dark apothecary pots for your magical ✨️ space!