08/26/2026
Apparently it’s National Dog Day, which means Hippie Sandy’s Homemade Crap has to take a moment to recognize the most important member of our staff. 🐾✌️
Meet Fredward Rococo-Pickles The Syphilipus The 32nd, better known around here as HR.
His official duties include supervising production from the couch, inspecting every package that enters the house, standing directly where I need to walk, covering everything in dog hair, and judging the quality of my work while contributing absolutely nothing to the process.
He has never made a wreath.
He cannot operate the Cricut.
His customer service skills are questionable.
And frankly, his work ethic is s**t.
Yet somehow, he remains employed.
Because behind every slightly chaotic small business is a hardworking woman trying to build something she loves... and an 85-pound house hippo lying upside down on a destroyed stuffie without a single bill to his name.
Happy National Dog Day to Hippie Sandy’s Head of HR. ❤️🐾
Perfection was never invited. Apparently Fred was.