09/01/2026
š Apparently Max the Mitigation Manager has expanded his duties to include interior design.
I had a friend ask me this weekend if I ever have to worry about Max chewing up boxes or products in the candle room.
Nope. Heās actually very respectful of the inventory. After all, mitigation and security are his responsibility. š«”š¾
What I do have to worry about is the fact that Max considers this HIS ROOM, and apparently believes his position gives him full creative control over the layout.
Every now and then Iāll come in and find a small candle that has mysteriously relocated itself to the floor. Never chewed. Never damaged. Just⦠moved. š¤·š»āāļø
This morningās redecorating project was particularly impressive.
He removed the blankets from his bed, relocated them closer to my computer so he could better supervise operations, and then selected a small candle to complete the space. (I have to admit Gentlemanās Library was a great choice)
Because apparently mitigation requires ambiance. šš¾šÆļø
Soul Dust 79: handcrafted candles, spaces of peace⦠and one Mitigation Manager with completely unauthorized interior design ideas and absolutely no respect for the established floor plan. š