12/04/2025
Now that Thanksgivng has passed, the holidays are looming. Christmas shopping is daunting. The stores are packed with screaming children (and maybe a few adults, too). Nothing is ever in stock. Your hope is fading.
But wait!
What about a one-of-a-kind* gift that's sure to make them laugh (as long as their sense of humor isn't that of dry toast or they don't have an allergic reaction to f-bombs)? I can help!
For only $20 (or $25, if you need shipping!) one of these oh-so-snazzy sentiments can be YOURS! A perfectly acceptable size of four inches, this is perfect for white elephant exchanges, secret Santa situations, or even that family member who needs a good ol' reminder of your holiday sentiments. (I am not responsible for how they interpret that.)
Interested? Message me NOW to ensure you get yours before the holidays are upon us! If local pick-up, it will be ready by at least the week before Christmas. If you're needing it shipped, act FAST! I am not sure Santa is gonna deliver this for us. ๐๐
Please note the text IS customizable if the f-bombs aren't your vibe, but you're definitely going to lose some cool points in the process. ๐๐
* Sure, I'm selling more than one, but you're not going to find out everyone in your family is getting one. ...unless of course, they do. In which case, I'm not responsible. Personally, I think that'd be super funny. ๐