Testa’s Farmhouse Treasures

10/16/2026

🍁🎃 TOMORROW, TOMORROW, TOMORROW! 🎃🍁

Testa’s Farmhouse Treasures is packing up the wood, glue, and a whole lot of handmade goodies and heading to the North County High School Fall Craft & Vendor Fair! 🧡

After Mother Nature kept raining on my parade and canceling my outdoor shows, I’m FINALLY getting out of the workshop! 🤣🙌

📅 Saturday, October 17th
⏰ 9 AM – 3 PM
📍 North County High School
10 1st Avenue, Glen Burnie, MD

I’ll have plenty of handcrafted, layered wooden signs, Baltimore sports designs, home decor, and more! 🪵🎨🏈⚾

Come out, shop local, support the NCHS PTSA, and stop by my table to say hello! Even if you’re just coming to see what I’ve been hiding in the workshop, I’d love to see you! 😂❤️

Hope to see some familiar faces and meet some new ones! 🧡

10/15/2026

Finally, 16 inches you don’t have to question. I own a tape measure. 📏🤣

Meet “Size Matters—Ask My Flock.” Real wood, raised details, and a bird who looks WAY too pleased with himself. 💜🐦‍⬛

Perfect for the man cave, home bar, or that friend who can’t be trusted to behave in the comments. You know who you are. 😂

🏈 16” — $65
📦 Shipping & local pickup available
📏 Bigger sizes available. Please don’t make this weird. We both know you will.

Message me to order or shop at:
https://testasfarmhousetreasures.com

Handmade by Testa’s Farmhouse Treasures—apparently my business plan is wood, glue, and inappropriate humor. 🤷‍♀️🤣

10/10/2026

10/10/2026

Maryland till I die… apparently after, too! 💀🦀🎃

Finally finished this Halloween piece, and whew… all those tiny bones and details had me questioning my life choices! 🤣 But that Maryland flag hat, blue crab, and purple border made it worth it.

This one might just have to stay with me. For once, the maker gets to keep something! 😂💜

Who else is taking their Maryland pride to the grave? 🙋🏻‍♀️

10/09/2026

Unfortunately, this Sunday’s Riviera Beach festival has been canceled due to the weather. 🌧️ I was looking forward to seeing everyone, but wood signs and rain just don’t mix!

The good news? Testa’s Farmhouse Treasures will be there May 16 for the Spring Vendor Festival, combined with the 2nd Annual Riviera Beach Car Show! 🚗🛍️

Mark your calendars and come see me! Here’s hoping Mother Nature cooperates this time! 🤞☀️

10/08/2026

Happy Birthday to our resident demon spawn and shop helper, Nox! 🖤🐾🎂

Good thing you’re cute, because your behavior sure as hell isn’t paying the bills. 😂 His shop duties include supervising Mom, getting underfoot, and demanding breaks for attention. Employee of the month? Still under review. 🤣

Equal parts chaos and cuddles, with just enough sweetness to keep us from calling an exorcist. 😈 Life—and the shop—would be quieter without you, but nowhere near as entertaining. Love you, you little menace! 🖤🥳

10/06/2026

On Sundays We PREY! 🖤💜🏈

Fresh out of the workshop! This 16” layered wood Ravens sign is hand-painted and ready for your game-day setup.

$65 • Shipping or local pickup available.
Message me if you’d like one!

10/03/2026

✨ GOT AN IDEA? LET’S MAKE IT! ✨

You can now submit CUSTOM ORDER REQUESTS directly through my website! 🙌

And when I say custom, I mean CUSTOM. 😂

A favorite team, business sign, personalized gift, party or event piece, something you saw in your head at 2am and decided you absolutely need… send it my way.

Just head to testasfarmhousetreasures.com, click Custom Orders, tell me what you have in mind and upload any inspiration photos you have.

I’ll take it from there. 🪵🎨

Lost in a world of wood and glue.

10/02/2026

Alright y’all… TAKE THREE! 😂🍂
Apparently Mother Nature has some strong opinions about this Fall Festival. 🌧️🤣
The Riviera Beach Community Fall Festival has officially been postponed for the SECOND week and is now scheduled for Sunday, October 11th from 12–5!
Testa’s Farmhouse Treasures will be there with lots of handmade goodies, sports signs, Maryland favorites & more! 🖤
🤞 Everybody cross your fingers, do an anti-rain dance, sacrifice a pumpkin… whatever it takes. 😂
See y’all October 11th! 🍁🎃