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I read an extremely dull article several months back that stated most women shower facing away from the showerhead, and ...
10/18/2026

I read an extremely dull article several months back that stated most women shower facing away from the showerhead, and most men face the showerhead. My husband says it’s not only dull, but bunk (even though I face away from the showerhead, and he faces towards it).
Fellow Dullsters, please weigh in with your gender (current or at birth, whichever you prefer should they differ) and shower direction, to show my husband I may be dull but I’m not dim.
F, 56, sz 8 shoe, Canada. Very ripe banana for scale.

My wife says it is an OCD to sort bills like this in my wallet. Bills by value in descending order from back to front, a...
10/18/2026

My wife says it is an OCD to sort bills like this in my wallet. Bills by value in descending order from back to front, all facing the same way. I think it’s totally normal and everyone does it like that. You?
M60, German, size 15, no banana because I hate them.

The osha guy came to work today and brought this in for show and tell.
10/18/2026

The osha guy came to work today and brought this in for show and tell.

In the US, we often measure the smallness of a "small town" based on the traffic light count. The lower the light count,...
10/18/2026

In the US, we often measure the smallness of a "small town" based on the traffic light count. The lower the light count, the more the "small town" bragging rights, with "1 light towns" being the standard for truly rural. The vast majority of the time, small towns follow a 1 light/1,000 population pattern. I grew up in a town with 4 traffic lights, and it has a population of 3,908, placing it very close to this rule. In terms of towns you size by traffic lights, this would be a medium small town. Once we get up to 10 lights/10k people, now we're getting into city territory.
HOWEVER, I just moved to a town that stunned me by completely by defying this ratio. Despite having a population of 9,236 (rapidly approaching big city territory there), the traffic light count is...ZERO. Not a single light. Instead, current construction will bring the city to 7 total roundabouts, with more planned. This roundabout density is a true rarity by US city planning standards, and I am overjoyed. (Attached photo of our pending extra roundabouts)
28M, Size 9, doesn't know the difference between a roundabout, traffic circle, and rotary

Hi! Here's something that always bothers me. I hate the heat. I love winter. Give me COLD temps! I can't be the only one...
10/18/2026

Hi! Here's something that always bothers me. I hate the heat. I love winter. Give me COLD temps! I can't be the only one!?! However all I ever see are people trying to "escape" to warmer climates. Even on the news (which I'm watching right now) the weatherman is referring to "for those who like warmer climates..." Ugh
Yuck. I refuse to travel in hot weather too. C'mon who's with me? Boo to the heat! 😜

Please please please help me, fellow dullsters.My football (soccer to some of you) group enjoyed a Christmas get togethe...
10/18/2026

Please please please help me, fellow dullsters.
My football (soccer to some of you) group enjoyed a Christmas get together two years ago. One of the guys wore this Christmas jumper which caused much laughter and intrigue.
To this day, we still do not know what this ‘creature’ is meant to be. Some say a reindeer performing an intricate ballet move but, more popularly it is a shrimp.
Yours gratefully,
Arran (I wasn’t conceived on the island), South-West England, size 9, banana scaling wasn’t a thing back then.

Just gonna pop this on here
10/17/2026

Just gonna pop this on here

Stripped the internal hardware on my garage door handle. Called a locksmith, and he came, looked at it, and said he coul...
10/17/2026

Stripped the internal hardware on my garage door handle. Called a locksmith, and he came, looked at it, and said he couldn’t help, since there’s no other way into the garage. I got to spend a dull morning cutting a me-sized doggie door so I could climb inside and replace the lock.
Bananas are in the garage, which is why I took such aggressive action.
Edit: to those asking, the garage is its own building with no other way in. I suppose that’s uncommon. Just drilling the lock wasn’t helpful because the mechanism that pulls the latch chains was stripped.
Another edit: there is no emergency pull cable on this setup, and no, I can’t remove siding and cut a hole in the wall on this property! The mansplaining in this group is incredible!

I bought a new pack of forks, washed them, and was letting them dry. Went to grab one for my salad and came across the ...
10/17/2026

I bought a new pack of forks, washed them, and was letting them dry. Went to grab one for my salad and came across the fork-spatula!
No banana for scale.
42F

My family moved into a new (to us) home over the holidays. I didn’t notice until after we had already moved that in eve...
10/17/2026

My family moved into a new (to us) home over the holidays. I didn’t notice until after we had already moved that in every room in the house the power outlets are what I would consider upside down. Typically in the US, the grounding prong is on the bottom. One room of the house which we suspect was in addition is done “the proper way,” but the rest of the house is as shown in the picture. After doing some basic research, this really has no impact on anything other than my dull OCD. 
Male, US size 11 shoe. No bananas allowed in my house, they are devil fruit.

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