06/03/2026
One of my "co-workers" got written up yesterday...
I was home, minding my own business, and teaching myself how to clean an MAF sensor on my car. I saw a flash of something tiny and black and what looked to be a streamer trailing behind it.
I stepped out from under the hood of the car and focused a little better and realized it was my Swedish black hen, Mina...carrying a snake.
She's tiny, like a pound and a half, and I really didn't think swallowing 12 inches of forbidden spaghetti was a great idea. Mina disagreed.
I jogged towards her, telling her to put down the snake. Mind you, my outfit was comprised of jean shorts, one of Fred's old shirts, and my chicken rain boots. Stylish.
When I got closer, Mina got faster. And the pursuit was on. I chased her around our tomato garden for four laps. That garden is roughly 12x28, so that's over 300 feet in a high-speed chicken pursuit.
So we're tearing around the tomato garden. She was chattering happily, my chicken boots were going *clomp clomp clomp* I'd get close every now and then, but every time I thought I'd catch her, she'd hit the corner, lean into it like she was qualifying at Daytona, and accelerate.
I was about to give up and let her eat the no-no noodle when she abruptly pulled up short, spit the snake out, and charged down the embankment. Just like that , she was off on her next adventure.
So if you ever consider getting a SvarthΓΆna, just remember...it's like having a 2 pound Usain Bolt with feathers, ADHD, and an independence that has not been seen since those first people got off the Mayflower.
SvarthΓΆnas may look like tiny elegant Victorian widows in black dresses.
But they behave like feral goblins with revoked driver's licenses.
You've been warned.