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Tomorrow!!we will be at the Salisbury Tractor Supply from 10am to 2 pm with sourdough loaves  fresh homemade baked bagel...
06/14/2026

Tomorrow!!we will be at the Salisbury Tractor Supply from 10am to 2 pm with sourdough loaves fresh homemade baked bagels snack mixes cookies and other baked goods.

Due to this BOTH Farm Stands will be CLOSED. If you would like anything you will need to come to Tractor Supply. Sorry for any inconvenience.

Our 8878 Athol Road stand is open and has a few sourdough loaves left on the stand and a few bags of fresh bagels left a...
06/13/2026

Our 8878 Athol Road stand is open and has a few sourdough loaves left on the stand and a few bags of fresh bagels left also. So go grab what you can. While it is still there. This is all we have this weekend!
We appreciate you guys so much in supporting us in this adventure!!!

Wow!!!The stand on N  west road has 1 sourdough loaf left and only 4 bags of bagels left!!! There are still some other s...
06/13/2026

Wow!!!

The stand on N west road has 1 sourdough loaf left and only 4 bags of bagels left!!! There are still some other snack goodies. But If you want your breakfast bagels or that last sourdough you better go grabbit! You guys have hit us HARD this week! And we do appreciate it!

8048 n west road salisbury

8048 N West road stand now with what we have left of the sourdough & fresh bagels!  Come get them while they are availab...
06/12/2026

8048 N West road stand now with what we have left of the sourdough & fresh bagels! Come get them while they are available.

8878 Athol road stand has been restocked for the 4th time today!!! This is what we have left at this stand!!! Grab it wh...
06/12/2026

8878 Athol road stand has been restocked for the 4th time today!!! This is what we have left at this stand!!! Grab it while it is still there! The stand closes tonight at dark

June 20 we will be there too!!! Right along side the petting farm! Come out and see us
06/12/2026

June 20 we will be there too!!! Right along side the petting farm! Come out and see us

Hey guys we will be at the Seaford Farmers Market on June 20 from 9am -2pm. Stop out and see us!!!

Look, we see you in the comments clutching your pearls because we use a little AI assistance to help get our words in a ...
06/12/2026

Look, we see you in the comments clutching your pearls because we use a little AI assistance to help get our words in a row.

Let’s clear the air: **We use AI to help us *write*, not to *fake* our goods.**

There is a massive difference between asking an AI to help us brainstorm a snappy caption and trying to pass off a computer-generated pixel-blob as a loaf of sourdough.

**Let’s be real:**
If AI could actually knead dough, nail the proofing temperature, and magically produce that perfect, blistered crust, we would be the first ones hiring a robot assistant. We would pay top dollar to have an AI "Baker Bot" battling it out with **Gertrude** (our very alive, very temperamental sourdough starter) at 3:00 AM so we could sleep in.
But until a robot can figure out the soul of a good sourdough, we’re doing it the old-fashioned way.

**So, here is the official policy:**

* **The Words:** Sometimes we use AI to help get our thoughts out because, frankly, running a farm and a bakery leaves us with zero brain cells for grammar, and honestly...I am not a very nice person at times. I tend to speak my mind....so AI says it nicely for me 🤷‍♀️

* **The Food:** Every single photo you see of our bread, cookies, and treats is **100% real.**

That is real butter, real flour, and real sweat equity. No AI, no filters, just actual food baked by actual human hands. OUR hands. OUR time.

If you want a perfectly engineered, AI-generated sourdough loaf, or a cookie that tastes like static and sadness, feel free to keep scrolling.

But if you want the real, messy, delicious stuff, you’re in the right place.

Now, if you’ll excuse us, Gertrude is demanding to be fed again. 🍞✨

🚨 BROKE'N BORED BAKERY EMPLOYEE INCIDENT REPORT 🚨Employee Name: GertrudePosition: Head Sourdough StarterYears with Compa...
06/11/2026

🚨 BROKE'N BORED BAKERY EMPLOYEE INCIDENT REPORT 🚨

Employee Name: Gertrude

Position: Head Sourdough Starter

Years with Company: Too many

Current Status: Under Investigation

We arrived at the bakery this morning expecting Gertrude to do the ONE thing she gets paid in flour to do...

RISE.

Instead, this loaf-producing diva apparently decided she needed a personal day.

No growth. No bubbles. No motivation. No explanation.

Meanwhile, customers are waiting, dough is scheduled, and Gertrude is sitting in her jar looking like she just worked a 72-hour shift.

We've attempted: ✅ Fresh flour ✅ Fresh water ✅ Positive encouragement ✅ Threats ✅ Passive aggressive staring

Results: Minimal.

At this point we're considering placing a classified ad for a replacement starter with a stronger work ethic.

📋 Employee Performance Review: Attendance: 4/10 Attitude: 2/10 Drama Level: 12/10 Ability to Create Panic: 10/10

Question of the Day:

Should we...

A️⃣ Put Gertrude on probation B️⃣ Send her to HR C️⃣ Give her a raise she doesn't deserve D️⃣ Fire her and replace her with someone who actually wants to work

Drop your vote below. 👇

06/11/2026

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