07/07/2026
We finally made it. After what felt like the ultimate test in a never ending journey fueled by second guessing, Florida heat, and my inability to stay focused on one thing for more than 12 seconds… Schroeder and his piano are officially done.
This build fought me at every turn. The blue primer. The motor experiments. The swamp creature afternoons in the garage. The foam snowstorms that made my yard look like Christmas in June. The moments where I questioned my sanity, my skills, and whether I should just take up knitting instead.
But before the big reveal, let me take you behind the scenes — because this build was not just a project. It was a battle.
First, the veneer wood I ordered took an unexpected detour across America. I’m convinced it did this intentionally just to enjoy a few extra days of freedom before arriving. While waiting, I started second guessing Schroeder’s arms and shoulders, because they looked like a push pin on a blimp. So, like any struggling artist who makes choices they immediately regret, I grabbed spray foam. One can per shoulder. Suddenly he looked like the lead singer of an 80s rock band with shoulder pads tall enough to block out the sun.
After carving those down, I moved on to the skim coat — which I thought would be easy since I bought the professional coating that the internet swore was the greatest invention ever. Something to make him rock hard, weatherproof, and ready for paint. Instead, I found myself in a blizzard of white goop that turned rock solid if I even looked at it… Challenge accepted!!
I mixed tiny batches and poured in anything I could find in my garage, becoming the best mud slinger in Florida… until I stepped back and realized all my careful carving had transformed Schroeder into the Rockbiter from The NeverEnding Story. At that point, I had come too far to lose the battle.
Eventually, after enough mad scientist mixing combinations to qualify me for a lab coat, I got him back to a more human like state. Then my sweetest neighbors came to the rescue one night and helped me bend plexiglass like it was a paper airplane with no wings so the piano keys could be weatherproof. I swear they saved me from a meltdown — and they got to experience pure chaos at its finest.
This brought me to the Friday before the 4th of July. In my bound and determined “never give up” attitude, I spent the entire day outside in hotter than hell Florida weather finishing every last bit of assembly and painting on both Schroeder and the piano. By the time I was done, I looked like a spray paint gun had exploded after colliding with the Skittles rainbow. I was tired, sweaty, probably dehydrated, and covered in paint I don’t remember opening. This one pushed me, stretched me, and reminded me why I love making things — even when the process feels like a dramatic saga no one asked me to star in.
But… it was ready.
I proudly carried everything to the yard and started the layout. And honestly? It worked out and about twenty minutes in, a neighbor walked up and thanked me for all I do — saying he and his wife love the never ending, always changing decor.
I swear, that filled my humid, melted heart.
So here he is. Schroeder. His piano. And the proof that stubbornness, imagination, and a whole lot of chaos can still create something magical.
More builds coming soon — after I sit in the AC and try to remember what normal people do on weekends.
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