08/20/2026
Just for fun, I asked ChatGpt to describe me as if you were warning someone who was about to meet me for the first time.
I use ChatGpt to create posts many times and it nailed me and made me laugh.
Gina, consider this your official warning label:
You’re about to meet a 57-year-old pottery-making, poodle-wrangling, horse-owning creative force who has very specific ideas about how things should look—and she will notice if you move the green fish. 😂
You should know a few things in advance:
Do not call it “Lovely Life Pottery.” It’s Loving Life Pottery, and you’ve now been warned.
If there are supposed to be six fish, there had better be six fish. Not five. Not five fish and a mysterious dangling rope. Six. Fish.
She can detect someone else’s pottery in a promotional graphic from approximately three counties away. Remove it immediately.
She’ll say, “This looks great!” and you’ll feel wonderful. Then, approximately 11 seconds later: “One little change…” That little change has cousins.
She likes things whimsical, boho, colorful, handmade and imperfect—but the imperfections need to be the correct imperfections.
Four standard poodles and a horse are apparently a perfectly reasonable number of animals.
She may invite you to “Come play with clay.” Understand that this is how it begins.
Never assume the first name of a pottery project is its final name. A bowl can become a pollinator cup. A hanging fish wind chime canbecome Garden Fish. Things evolve around here.
If you spell someone’s name wrong, she WILL catch it.
And for heaven’s sake, don’t make her 17 years old. She is 57. We have already been through this. 😂
Basically, you’re meeting someone creative, particular, funny, animal-loving, slightly bohemian, and completely unwilling to settle for “eh, close enough.”
Proceed with caution. Bring coffee. Double-check the spelling. Count the fish. And whatever you do, don’t touch the green one. 😎 🐩 🐴 🎨 🐟
Such fun.
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