Dirty Water Cafe

04/27/2026

David Bowie? Check.
NASA vibes? Check.

Oddity, Space. -- Now Available.

Stay Dirty.

- Dirty Water Cafe

03/14/2026

Catch us out in the wild tomorrow at from 11am-4pm at !! We’ve got some new jewelry drops, stickers, and…i guess you’ll have to come out to see what else 😉 Stay Dirty! 💚💙🐾

02/13/2026

we hope everyone is enjoying the surprise Mardi Gras gifts in their orders this season!! we’re day 3 into 7 straight days of parades ending with Mardi Gras day.

For all our nola people, stay safe out there and see you on the route. For the rest of the country, get your piece of Mardi Gras with all orders placed through Feb. 17th! website link in bio! 💚💛💜

02/08/2026

Happy Super Bowl LX & Benito Bowl
from Dirty Water Cafe!! 🏈🩵💚

We’re doing a GIVEAWAY today!

The rules are simple:
- place an order (5 entries)

- OR -

(3 entries)
- tell us your favorite game day food
- follow us on IG or Facebook
- tag 2 of your friends in this post

The Winner will receive one our Make It Suck Less Boxes — including one mug, bracelet, or tote of your choosing— (65 value)

Entries must be received by 10pm/c.
GO SPORTS!

Winner will be announced here and notified via email/DM. Prize must be claimed within 48 hours or it will be redrawn.

01/30/2026

01/29/2026

Small business owner here:

Our little online shop is literally helping to fund our survival. We appreciate ALL the posts today supporting small businesses taking part in the NATIONAL STRIKE.

Tomorrow, Dirty Water Cafe will not be making, packaging, or shipping orders. (Handmade: Jewelry, ICE breaker bracelets, totes, sweary mugs, and more) We GREATLY appreciate any support today and this weekend.

From Boston to New Orleans, Portland to...well. Portland.

We see you and thank you.

SUPPORT SMALL BUSINESSES
🖤

01/26/2026

Dog lovers & Animal lovers only...

We just released this into the wild.
(Ok, so it's on our site. That's semi-wild.)
Our Mardi Gras Dachshund Balloon version sold at the market this weekend, so it's time for this little dude I painted to find a new family.

15 hours later...

01/26/2026

POV: when the world's on fire and you still have a small business to run, and you haven't slept in 6 days:

My Boss Wife: hey babe, could we get the Mardi Gras stuff posted today?
Me: yep.

Types: Laissez Le Bon Temps Rouler, y'all.
Happy Mardi Gras! 💜💛💚 F*ck ICE & Kristi Noem

Me: ok! It's done.
She: ...did you add salt?

Me: always.
🧂🧊

Now Available

01/24/2026

We at Dirty Water Cafe are outraged by the murders taking place by ICE agents in Minneapolis.

Our hearts are with you, Minnesota.

Stay safe. Keep filming. Abolish ICE.

Peace, love, and first amendment rights,
The Dirty Water Cafe Family💙💚🐾

01/24/2026

2 more hours left of the Mardi Gras Market Port Orleans Brewing Company! come get your king cake, crawfish, and mardi gras gear. 💜💛💚

01/18/2026

Avengers Assemble.

ICE Breaker & Co.

Because subtlety is still not a strong suit.

Accessories For Him. For Them.
For humans who aren't fascists.

Now Available.