GEARING UP FOR OUR WHITE PECKERS! đ€ We used a mix of ours here we are not sharing ⊠YET. BUT we have gotten asked many times for white. Well folks. We got them. Itâs up to you to prove to us that you absolutely needed white. đđŒ
Honestly some of you all are wild. Example conversation. A real conversation btw
Do you have gold dicks? Ummmm no sorry. Wow you donât have gold. Umm no. Well what about white. Well⊠we have whatâs in our shop. Fine. Iâll get whatâs there. Oh great sounds good.
I guess gold is next? Idk. The golden dick sounds appealing and the golden va**na but just be happy now we have white for f***s sake. đ
Ok - so Iâm going to go have a glass of w**e after reliving this hell of a conversation and wait for people to complain that .. sure we got white but did we get gold!!!!! đ«đ«đ«đđ
Should I start a weekly debrief on the messages I get? Lmk đŁ
Alright see ya Tđ§âs
xo
19/03/2024
WE ARE SERVING UP THE VA**NA SPRINKLE !!!!! Pre-Order now for best price!
First ever on the market va**na sprinkle. This is not your average hard candy! Yea sure itâs rude as f**k butttttt we made sure the consistency was soft enough that it was still a hard candy in the market but texture of a true sprinkle!!!!
Will do a little asmr for ya to show its texture! It holds on all your bakes and cakes and is soft enough to not have to take off but leaves a wee bit of a crunch!!! I love a crunch!
Anyways - we will be adding a bunch of color ways and some mixes on the World Wide Web this THURSDAY! WHAT?!?! đš
Yea well itâs an early happy spring đ preview and will be a great end to international womenâs month!
You should probably check in also throughout the week and next and until end of month as we will be doing giveaways with every purchase. Oh and you should probably tell your friends. Thanks.
Alright t**t waffles đ§ I gotta go but Iâll chat soon !
Donât forget to share this as there are actually more colors I havenât shown đ€đŒđ€«
06/03/2024
THE CASCADING C**K CAKE.
Listen I canât make this s**t up. Granted I probably could but thatâs why I have you.
Love seeing some of your ideas with our peckers so I took a stab at it.
Hereâs what I did - make sure you grab a pen and paper
âšBought a cake
âšAdded dick
Alright Chat soon T**t Waffles đ§
02/03/2024
Come play with us! In the next several weeks we will be launching some new new along with the favorites you already love! âš
Noticing a trend in some silicone molds : hereâs whatâs been trending in the shop of silicone
đ Va**na Silicone Mold & B**b Mold
Holy f**k nuts. People seem to be ordering 2/3/4 at a time. If you are looking to order in bulk message us. Starts at 10 but these are trending UP !
đ Rainbow Pe**ers
These are always a favorite and before we relaunch you can still get in multiple oz. So take advantage of our 1oz 2oz 4ox 8oz and bulk before this changes
đ Tiny Va**na & Tiny Pe**er Chocolate Mold
These are in the shop both Shopify & Etsy - We love these little nuggets so much ! Seeing a lot of great photos on Etsy - donât forget to tag us here so we can show it off.
*Disclaimer: I know our clients arenât the best of bakers. How ? I can see đđ this makes it all the more enticing to showcase your sh*t work.
14/02/2023
Heard it was Valentines Day. Donât forget to wrap it up. đ
14/02/2023
Heard it was Valentineâs Day today - donât forget to wrap it up đ
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