We’re Just Making Food

04/27/2026

04/27/2026

A mini waffle maker, string cheese, and waffle mix. Behold the impressive cheese pull.

04/25/2026

Alright… we’ve been a little quiet.
Life happened.

Kitchen still messy.
We’re still out here — just not posting like we should.

That’s on us.
But we’re getting back to it, and we’re not coming back light.

🥓 Country gravy for biscuits & gravy is up next — thick, peppery, the kind that doesn’t need measuring cups and definitely doesn’t apologize.

Video coming soon.

No perfection.

No pretending.

Just making food.

Stay hungry. 🔥🍴

04/18/2026

🍄 Swamp Fungus Bites — Portobello Version (Stuffed Caps)

⏱️ Time & Yield
Prep: 15 minutes
Cook: 25–30 minutes
Serves: 1–2

🧾 Ingredients
1–2 large portobello mushrooms, stems removed & gills scraped out
1/2 cup cream cheese, softened
1/2 cup shredded mozzarella cheese
1/4 cup grated Parmesan cheese
2–3 cloves garlic, minced
2 tbsp fresh parsley, chopped
1/4 cup breadcrumbs (panko for crunch)
1 tbsp olive oil (plus a little for brushing)
Salt and black pepper, to taste

03/06/2026

Warning: cowboy butter wings have been upgraded. Kinders Habanero pineapple sessions are the secret ingredient. If you haven't tried them, you're missing out. Message me for the recipe.

02/28/2026

🍓 Spiced Pickled Strawberries

Sweet, tangy, and warmly spiced — these pickled strawberries are a perfect balance of dessert and savory condiment. Amazing on salads, cheese boards, ice cream, pork, or straight from the jar.

🧾 Ingredients
2 cups fresh strawberries, hulled
½ cup brown sugar
½ cup apple cider vinegar
¼ cup white vinegar
2 tbsp kosher salt (or coarse sea salt)
½ cinnamon stick
1–2 star anise pods
4–5 black peppercorns
¼ tsp Chinese five spice

02/07/2026

🍄 Monster Bites – Garlicky Pickled Mushrooms

Juicy, tangy, garlicky pickled mushrooms with a subtle heat and herb kick. These are wildly addictive and perfect for snacking, charcuterie boards, burgers, or straight from the jar.

⏱️ Time
Prep: 10 minutes
Cook: 5 minutes
Chill / Pickle: 24 hours
Total: ~24 hours
Servings: 4

🧄 Ingredients
1 lb whole button mushrooms
1 cup white vinegar
½ cup water
2 tbsp sugar
1 tsp salt
3 cloves garlic, smashed
1 tsp mustard seeds
½ tsp red pepper flakes (adjust to taste)
½ tsp whole black peppercorns
1 tsp dried oregano or thyme
1 tbsp olive oil

01/26/2026

🤠🧈 Cowboy Butter Chicken Wings

🐔 Ingredients
12 chicken wings, separated into flats and drumettes
Salt and black pepper, to taste
½ tsp smoked paprika
Cowboy Butter Sauce
¼ cup unsalted butter, melted
1 tbsp olive oil
1 tbsp fresh lemon juice
2 cloves garlic, minced
1 tsp Dijon mustard
1 tsp Worcestershire sauce
½ tsp onion powder
1 tbsp fresh parsley, finely chopped
Optional: red pepper flakes, to taste
Garnish
Fresh parsley, chopped

01/21/2026