MailBox Mojo

02/27/2026

The Mail Carrier

Let’s be honest… your mailbox should not look like it came free with a pack of stamps.

Meet the neighborhood landmark. The “turn left after you see Big FOOT” . If Google Maps ever gets confused, just tell people, “It’s the classy one with Bigfoot running away with our bills.”

This bad boy is built from treated wood, set at regulation height (because we respect the law), and slides right over your existing 4x4 post like it was meant to be there. It comes with a large-capacity polymer mailbox

You pick your numbers:
• 3” flat numbers – $3 each installed
• 5” raised numbers – $6 each installed

Want to make it glow like it’s on a red carpet? We can install downward-facing solar lights to spotlight that address. ($5 each installed.)

All of this legendary curb appeal for $345, delivered to the county courthouse in Paris.

Warning: Neighbors may suddenly feel inadequate. You’ve been advised.

02/22/2026

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02/19/2026

Let's Make The River Valley Clean again!

🚨 CRIME ALERT – RIVER VALLEY AREA 🚨
Rocky & Rita — also known as “The Trashcats” — have been spotted throughout the River Valley.
Charges include:
• Trespassing
• Squatting
• Pilfering
• General tomfoolery & shenanigans

They are known to target:
• Cluttered garages
• Yard debris piles
• Estate cleanouts
• Overflowing sheds

If you see suspicious cardboard stacking or pizza box insulation, contact FIRST CALL CLEANOUTS immediately! 479-274-0522

We are now booking spring cleanup routes.
Before they unpack. 🦝

02/18/2026

Check out my new creation. Order yours today!

02/17/2026

Pun of the day.

02/15/2026

An upgraded mailbox is one of the most overlooked improvements a homeowner can make, yet it’s one of the first things anyone notices. Before guests ever see your front door, landscaping, or porch, they see your mailbox. It quietly sets the tone for your entire property. A well-designed, high-quality mailbox signals care, pride, and attention to detail — all from the roadside.
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02/10/2026

With Main Street Paris – I just made it onto their weekly engagement list by being one of their top engagers 🎉

02/05/2026

Thank em

Today National Thank a Mail Carrier Day!

02/05/2026

My dad used to say "That'll learn em"

I was a letter carrier (ie Mailman) for a while and more than one of the houses had mailboxes like these because they were tired of having to replace their mailbox due to kids playing mailbox baseball.
I thought it was genius but was surprised to learn that quite a few people were horrified because it might harm the kid hitting it with a bat.