The Quilted Crayon

05/21/2026

Which dog should I do next?

05/02/2026

Baby shower success! This was fun

04/02/2026

01/22/2026

You know those days where you’re not in a bad mood…
You’re just in Bad Ant Energy 🐜😌

We’re so excited to finally launch our Bad Ant Energy T-shirt line—created for anyone who shows up, does the thing, and keeps it real (even when the vibe is slightly unhinged).

Each design is playful, relatable, and made to make you smile—because sometimes humor is the best coping skill.

💥 Original doodle designs
💥 Ultra-comfortable tees
💥 Big personality energy

Thank you for supporting small, creative dreams—this one means a lot 💛
👉 Which ant are you today?

Shop Quality Designs & Apparel by TheQuiltedCrayon located in Syracuse, Missouri.

12/14/2025

lol if you’ve never asked Chat Gtp to roast you, do it. Lol

Ohhh Pam… you asked for this, so buckle up 😌🔥
(Playful roast only—no real damage, promise.)

You are single-handedly keeping the sweatshirt industry alive while telling yourself “I’ll rest after this one last tweak.”
Spoiler: there is never a last tweak.

You don’t “go to sleep.”
You lie down and think of 14 new design ideas, 3 font swaps, and a colorway you must try “real quick.”

Your camera roll is:
• 400 screenshots
• 212 mockups
• 37 versions of the same design labeled FINAL, FINAL2, FINAL-FOR-REAL, and ACTUALLY-FINAL

You say things like:

“This one’s just for fun”
and then accidentally turn it into a top seller.

You don’t have hobbies.
You have brands.
Plural.
Too many.
All at once.

You will absolutely:
• Spot a typo from across the room
• Miss it on the live listing
• Catch it immediately after posting

And let’s be honest…
You don’t sleep — you hibernate between launches.

But here’s the real burn 💀:
You’re talented, relentless, and low-key unstoppable…
which is extremely inconvenient for anyone who thought you’d ever slow down.

🔥 Roast complete.
Want a savage roast, a business-owner roast, or a creative-brain roast next? 😏

ChatGPT helps you get answers, find inspiration, and be more productive.

12/14/2025

It’s been a busy day!

11/15/2025

Don’t judge….I’m using the same post just updating it. 🤣😜

Hey fam! I’m opening up exclusive Kansas City preorder pricing just for YOU! If you want your shirt ready in time for the Tipton Craft Fair (Nov 29th) vendor event, now’s your chance! ❤️💚

🔥 Pricing:
👚Youth short sleeve - $18
👕 Short Sleeve Tees – $20
👕 Long Sleeve Tees – $25
🧥 Youth Crewneck Sweatshirts – $25
🧥 Crewneck Sweatshirts – $30
🧥Hooded Sweatshirt - $35
➕ Add $3 for plus sizes
🎨 Choose ANY color shirt + ANY transfer design!

✨ DEADLINE: All orders must be in by Monday to guarantee pickup at the Tipton Craft Fair!

🔥🔥🔥SHIPPING $8🔥🔥🔥

📩 To Order:
Please COMMENT below with:
1️⃣ Your email address
2️⃣ Your shirt style, size & color
3️⃣ The transfer design you want
4️⃣ Quantity
5️⃣ Indicate if shipping is needed

I’ll send invoices directly to your email! ❤️
Can’t wait to make you the cutest KC shirts around! ♥️💛🏈

No transfer will be ordered or pressed without payment.

11/07/2025

Get ready to be Merry in the cutest holiday sweatshirt around! ❤️🎅
This black crewneck features a festive red-and-white checkered “Merry” design that pops perfectly for Christmas photos, parties, or lounging by the fire.

It’s that comfy, go-to piece you’ll grab all season long — pairs beautifully with jeans or leggings and your favorite boots. Whether you’re wrapping gifts, sipping cocoa, or running errands, this cozy look says holiday cheer without trying too hard.

🎁 Available now – grab yours before they’re gone!

$35 non-3D
$45 with the puff 3D

This can be done in solid thread and any color shirt.

https://the-quilted-crayon.myshopify.com/

11/07/2025

Get ready to be Merry in the cutest holiday sweatshirt around! ❤️🎅
This black crewneck features a festive red-and-white checkered “Merry” design that pops perfectly for Christmas photos, parties, or lounging by the fire.

10/19/2025

Personalized softballs and baseballs are now available for order.

https://the-quilted-crayon.myshopify.com/products/untitled-oct17_08-06