Perfectly Distressed

08/23/2026

Phew! The beginning of the school year always slows me down, but orders up to July 15 are going out first thing tomorrow morning with the mail pickup! The next set is being worked on and everything that has been ordered up to today should be out the door next Monday!

07/04/2026

Happy Fourth of July! May your celebrations be joyful, safe, and fun!

06/26/2026

Quick reminder pricing updates tomorrow! If you've had a duty station board or sign on your wishlist, tonight's the night to grab it.
Thank you again for all your support! 💛

Perfectly Distressed, LLC

06/22/2026

This has been a long time coming, I haven't adjusted my pricing in many years. With lumber and supply costs where they are now, it's finally time for an update. New pricing goes live this Friday night.

If there's a new duty station board you've been getting ready to add, this week is your chance to order at current pricing.

Thank you all for your support over the past 17 years — it means everything to this small, veteran family owned business. 💛

https://www.perfectlydistressed.com

06/18/2026

Hey everyone! Just finished catching up on all my emails, messages, and any outstanding order issues. If you were waiting on a response or a resolution, you should be hearing from me soon.

Going forward, I'll be handling correspondence every Wednesday and Sunday to help keep things organized, especially during the school year when teaching takes up most of my attention. Thanks for your patience and for supporting this small business for so long!

Additionally, all orders placed on or before June 16 have shipped!

07/04/2024

Everything up to ordered today is going out Tomorrow or Saturday :)

07/04/2024

Screwing them in by hand(s) takes a minute, these should be out the door on Friday!

06/24/2024

*Hello Perfectly Distressed Family,*
Jason here. We're excited to welcome you back to our site! 🌟 After some much-needed time due to funerals, preparing to move, that series of storms in Texas that tore things up (I just finished burning the trees that fell over, yesterday), and all the Murphy’s Law events tied to each…Perfectly Distressed is up and running again. We know how important it is for you to have the perfect sign, and we're committed to making sure you get exactly that.

Perfectly Distressed signs are handcrafted by Melissa right here in our garage. She takes pride in making these signs that stand out and tell your story. From duty station signs to retirement signs, each piece is made with care and attention to detail.

We understand that sometimes things can take longer than expected, and we appreciate your patience. When issues arise, we always make it right because you deserve nothing less. It might take longer, but it gets taken care of.

Thank you for your continued support and for choosing Perfectly Distressed. We're here to make sure you have the perfect sign to complete your home.

Visit us at perfectlydistressed.com and find your perfect sign today!

With gratitude,
Jason

11/18/2023

Hey everyone, Jason here.

It's Thanksgiving break time and we're both home for the next week. We're getting ready to head to the local hardware store in order to get rid of the current backlog. If you've ordered to now, it will be out the door on Monday.

Anything ordered in the next four days (till Tues) will 100% go out on Friday.

Please remember, this is a 1.5 person show. Melissa has a full time job and does most everything and I hit social media to find the things we've missed/messed up.

Thank you!
Jason

10/06/2023

Yay! I have successfully done security stuff and the site is back up!

For most of the day it was the hosting providers default landing page. 5 hours on the phone with them got it sorted out. Until the next malfunction...

-Jason