22/08/2026
The Elephant Saga and Two Wonderful People celebrating their anniversary🐘🎊
Two beautiful elephants sat either side of my entrance greeting all those that went by with their trunks up. That's right, trunks up, isn't that the only thing that one must ensure when presenting an elephant? Trunks down are bad luck, or so I've been told, I like elephants so trunks up or down didn't really concern me much, I had always assumed that in nature the majority of the time, trunks hung down, if I went by the trunk up theory, every elephant in history had had a terrible run of luck. Apparently though, this is not the only issue that one must consider. The way they face mattersas this beautiful lady went out of her way to pop in and tell me.
"Your elephants are facing the wrong way, you are bleeding money out of the store!".
"😲I can't face them the other way, their bums will be facing the road!",
"Well then, you should face them on an angle looking towards each other". Reluctantly, I followed her advice, obviously ignorant to the feng and shui of which way an elephants bum faces. Well guess what.....I didn't sell a bloody thing for two days, 😠so I indignantly squared those elephants right back up and decided feng shui means diddly squat! That was 8:30am Sunday morning and by 11:15am Marissa and Nathan were popping them into the back of their car as an anniversary present for Marissa who loves elephants. Can I just say, Nathan, shiny gold star award🎖️ My husband was completely bewildered when I got home and said to him "What kind of husband are you?"🤣
Happy Anniversary Guys, I hope your elephants bums eternally face the right way, I hope their trunks always reach up and I hope you enjoy each other for many, many years to come.✌❤️
