08/06/2026
🎥🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨🎥
Work has officially commenced on new location.
Reports suggest staff have had their knee pads confiscated, are surviving on chicken noodles, and will be completing the project above Australian Standards, for below minimum wage, and without a lunch break. They are doing all of this whilst being told to “smile more”. 🎤📺
📢 DISCLAIMER 📢
This video is satire (say-tyre... as in “tyre”).
No apprentices, installers, swags or kettles were harmed in the making of this report.
All staff are paid, fed, hydrated, provided lunch breaks, and allowed to return home to their families.
Please enjoy the video before contacting Fair Work. 🎥😂