Knot Your Hooker

07/01/2022

Mr Meeseeks now comes as a crochet pattern for you to make at home! Time to get shwifty and get hooking ;)

**Digital Pattern only - Not a physical item** IM MR MEESEEKS! LOOK AT ME! Need a hand to get those small jobs done? Lacking the motivation to finish something off? Have your very own Mr Meeseeks and let him help you improve your life, one task at a time. Using 8ply yarn, he ends up about 6

09/02/2021

It's only 5 days until Valentine's Day! Wrap your alcoholic expression of love in one of my cotton crochet bags.

$25 each, message me for local dropoffs or check them out at knotyourhooker.etsy.com

20/01/2021

Nothing says love like wine. Except maybe wine in a gorgeous bag.

There's 3 loving sayings to choose from, plus they're reuseable and washable.

Be prepared for Valentine's Day, go to my Etsy shop and use the code MTGAMBIERLOCAL20 for free Mount Gambier drop-offs
(Postage for Australia only)

https://www.etsy.com/au/shop/KnotYourHo**er

13/01/2021

Bring a bottle to your next gathering in style!

Crocheted from 100% cotton and washable, these carriers are a fun way to gift your next red or white.

Go to www.knotyourhooker.etsy.com to see more

02/08/2020

The Goon-sey now has a pattern!

To make your own 4L goon cosy click here:

Drinking cask wine is definitely eco-friendly, cost effective and tasty. But the box doesn’t help to blend or add to your home decor. Moss stitch is a modern and simple stitch that adds texture to a single colour.

29/07/2020

Is your goon getting comfy in your kitchen (or any other room of the house)? Make it even comfier with a good looking goon-sey. Made of recycled cotton, it's easy to wash and as eco-friendly as the goon itself.

There's now a make-to-order listing at my Etsy store. Just pick what size and colour you'd like and I'll do the rest. There's 12 colours to choose from!

For those in Mount Gambier, use the code MTGAMBIERLOCAL20 for free local dropoff.

Custom Order Goon-sey: https://etsy.me/3gfgQae

Digital Pattern: https://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/goon-sey

18/01/2020

Need to get somewhere fast? Maybe a warp totem keyring for home, the beach, the mountains or the desert would help.

13/01/2020

Knot Your Ho**er is going on holiday! The shop will be closed from the 26th of January until the 24th of February. If you'd like a goose for next month, be quick and express post is strongly recommended.

Think he'll look after my things while I'm gone?

22/12/2019

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16/12/2019

Another four orders to post off tomorrow, my post office bag is a great reminder to do things step by step over Christmas. I hope everyone is remembering to breathe while they do their Christmas shopping!

03/12/2019

Chookity-pok! Mooncake is keeping my computer safe 💕 He will be for sale soon, follow my shop at knotyourhooker.etsy.com to look out for him.

25/11/2019

Drum Roll please.... Knot Your Ho**er is officially open again on Etsy! Starting small, but it will grow with time. Check out my items at www.knotyourhooker.etsy.com and if you have friends that like Untitled Goose Game or Rick & Morty share me around.

P.S. If you're from Mount Gambier, message me and I'll send you the free postage coupon for a local delivery/pickup.