25/08/2026
THE GREAT MARMALADE ESCAPE 🍊🐌
There was a minor incident at the breakfast table this morning…
Apparently Marmalade decided he’d had enough and made a run for it.
Unfortunately, being a snail, his dramatic getaway was somewhat lacking in speed. 😂
Three hours later he’d made it past the toast.
Made from an old fork and brought to life with a pair of burnt orange hand-blown glass eyes, Marmalade may not be particularly good at escaping…
…but he certainly looks determined. 👀🍊