15/06/2026
🚨🍪 WANTED: THE SNICKERDOODLE SOURDOUGH BISCUIT 🍪🚨
The Cookie Jury has issued an urgent warning!
This notorious outlaw has been spotted around town, stealing hearts, emptying biscuit tins, and causing serious cinnamon-sugar cravings wherever it goes.
Known aliases include:
🤎 “Just One More”
🤎 “I’ll Save It For Later”
🤎 “Oops, They’re All Gone”
Charges include:
⚖️ Being ridiculously soft and chewy
⚖️ Wearing an excessive amount of cinnamon sugar
⚖️ Disappearing from cookie jars without explanation
⚖️ Encouraging repeat offences
Last seen fresh from the oven and looking suspiciously delicious.
⚠️ Approach with caution:
this repeat offender has a habit of making people come back for another one.
🍪 Reward for capture: Pure joy, happiness, and possibly a few cinnamon-sugar crumbs on your shirt. 😋
🍪🤠🚨