10/16/2026
๐ฅ๐ FRIDAY FUNNY: Happy National Boss's Day & Dictionary Day! ๐
Today we're celebrating two very important things: bosses and dictionaries!
So naturally, we decided to look up the word BOSS in the Mr. Fireplace Dictionary. ๐
๐ BOSS (noun)
1๏ธโฃ Someone who tells you what to do.
2๏ธโฃ Someone who asks, "Is it done yet?" approximately 37 seconds after assigning the task.
3๏ธโฃ Someone who controls the thermostat but insists they're not cold. ๐ฅ
4๏ธโฃ The person who says, "Let's have a quick meeting," and somehow it's lunchtime when you leave. ๐
๐ฅ FIREPLACE (noun)
The one thing in the office that keeps everyone warm without asking for a progress report!
Happy National Boss's Day and Dictionary Day! ๐
๐ Your turn! If you could add ONE funny definition to the dictionary for the word "BOSS," what would it be?