The Humble Wench

09/07/2026

Another name sign hot off the laser!

09/04/2026

Our Nursery Sign order form is live!

After you fill out this order request, we will contact you to go over details and availability before the order is completed. We will provide a quote within 3 business days. Feel free to Contact us at [email protected]

09/04/2026

✨ SOMETHING NEW FROM THE HUMBLE W***H! ✨

I’ve been working on some custom layered wooden name signs, and I am absolutely loving how these are turning out! 🥰

And the best part?

You get to make it yours. ❤️

The sign pictured is approximately 21.75” × 11.75”, but your sign doesn’t have to look exactly like this one.

🎨 YOU PICK THE DETAILS!

Want a dark stained background with natural wood lettering?

🤎 Absolutely.

Want a painted background with a contrasting name?

🎨 We can do that.

Want the raw wood backer so you can paint it yourself to match your room?

🪵 Yep!

You can customize:

✨ Overall size
✨ Name/wording
✨ Font
✨ Backer finish
✨ Lettering material
✨ Lettering colour
✨ Stain/paint colours
✨ Additional design elements

The lettering can be made from 1/4” RevolutionPly plywood or MDF, depending on the look and finish you’re going for.

The example shown is 21.75” W × 11.75” H and starts at $85.00 CAD.

Custom sizes and more detailed designs may be priced differently.

🪵 A LITTLE ABOUT THE PROCESS

Every sign is individually designed, laser cut, assembled and finished by me.

And because we’re working with wood, you’ll see natural variations in the grain, colour and texture. Stain can also absorb differently from one piece to another.

That’s part of the beauty of handmade woodwork. No two pieces will ever be exactly the same. ❤️

🎁 THESE WOULD MAKE BEAUTIFUL:

👶 Nursery & baby room décor
🎂 Birthday gifts
💍 Wedding & anniversary gifts
🏡 Housewarming gifts
🛏️ Bedroom décor
🌿 Cottage décor
🎁 Personalized gifts for someone special
❤️ Or simply something beautiful for your own home

📩 WANT ONE?

Send me a message with:

1. The name/wording
2. Approximate size
3. Background colour/stain
4. Lettering colour
5. Any font/style ideas you have

OR

Fill out our order request forn: https://forms.gle/vWfUQ8ecuAh3RUKe7

And I’ll help you create something that’s uniquely yours.

08/19/2026

Who doesn’t love adding a bit of nerdiness to their kitchen?

07/28/2026

🌊 Every lake has a story. ❤️

Whether it’s the place where you learned to fish, watched your kids jump off the dock, spent weekends at the cottage, or made memories with family around the campfire…

Bring your favourite lake home.

Each board is custom laser engraved with:
🗺️ Your lake’s unique shoreline
📍 Lake name
📌 GPS coordinates
🌿 Crafted on beautiful bamboo
🎁 A meaningful keepsake or one-of-a-kind gift

Perfect for:
🏡 Cottage owners
🎣 Fishing enthusiasts
🚤 Lake lovers
💙 Weddings & anniversaries
🎄 Housewarmings
🎁 Christmas gifts (it’s never too early!)

Every board is made to order right here in the Ottawa Valley by The Humble W***h.

✨ Any lake. Any province. Any memory.

Send me a message with your lake name, and I’ll create something that’s uniquely yours.

***h

07/18/2026

CLASSY… UNTIL YOU READ IT.

Vintage floral china… with just the right amount of bad decisions. 😏

These genuine vintage plates have been professionally laser engraved with hilariously inappropriate sayings that are guaranteed to make your guests do a double take.

Perfect for:
🍷 Kitchen décor
🥂 Bar carts
🏡 Gallery walls
🎁 Housewarming gifts
👯 The friend who has absolutely no filter

✨ Genuine vintage plate
✨ Professionally laser engraved
✨ Handmade in Deep River, Ontario

💲 $45 each

🚨 I currently have 4 plates available and, because every vintage plate is unique, once they’re gone, they’re gone!

Claim yours by commenting “MINE” or send me a message before it disappears.

Warning: May cause uncontrollable laughter, offended in-laws, and friends asking where you got it. 😂

P.S. I also do custom sayings! If you’ve got the perfect inappropriate quote, I can engrave one just for you. 😈

07/17/2026

We are slowly adding more products to our Etsy page!

Shop items by TheHumbleW***h.

07/01/2026

☀️🎉 IT’S GIVEAWAY TIME! 🎉☀️

To celebrate summer (and to say thank you for all of your amazing support), The Humble W***h Gift Shop is giving away a custom gift of YOUR choice valued up to $100! 🎁✨

Whether you’ve had your eye on a handwriting keepsake, fingerprint jewelry, a personalized cutting board, memorial gift, pet tag, nursery décor, or something completely custom, this is your chance!

🌿 How to Enter:

❤️ Like this post
💬 Comment below with your favourite item (or tell me what custom gift you’d create!)
👥 Follow my page

🎉 BONUS ENTRIES! Every $25 spent between July 1 - July 15 earns you another entry, so every order increases your chances of winning!

📅 Contest Runs: July 1 – July 15, 2026
🏆 Winner Announced: July 15, 2026

Every item is designed and handcrafted with care right here in Ontario. I absolutely love creating meaningful gifts that celebrate life’s special moments, and your support truly means the world to my small business. ❤️

Feel free to share this post with friends and family who love personalized gifts! (Sharing is always appreciated, although it isn’t required for entry.)

Good luck everyone! 🍀✨

📍 Facebook.com/thehumblewench

***h

07/01/2026

🤍 Turn Handwriting into a Forever Keepsake 🤍

A handwritten note is more than just words, it’s a memory, a piece of someone you love, captured forever.

Whether it’s:
🖊️ A note from Mom or Dad
💌 A message from your spouse
👧 Your child’s first handwriting
👵 A loved one’s cherished recipe
❤️ A signature from someone you miss
🐾 Even a pet’s paw print or nose print

I can transform it into a beautiful keepsake you’ll treasure for years to come.

✨ Available on:
• Stainless Steel Keychains
• Coordinate Bars
• Fingerprint Pieces
• Name Tags
• Cutting Boards
• Recipe Boards
• Home Décor
• And so much more!

Every piece is custom engraved using your actual handwriting, fingerprint, or meaningful message, making each gift completely one of a kind.

🎁 Perfect for:
• Anniversaries
• Weddings
• Memorials
• Birthdays
• New Parents & Grandparents
• Christmas
• “Just Because”

📩 Send me a photo of the handwriting or fingerprint you’d like to preserve, and I’ll create a custom mock-up just for you!

❤️ Handmade with care by The Humble W***h Giftshop, where your memories become timeless keepsakes.

***h

07/01/2026

✨ Turn their fingerprint into a keepsake you’ll treasure forever. ✨

Some moments deserve to be held onto forever. ❤️

Whether it’s your child’s tiny fingerprint, a loved one’s touch, or a meaningful reminder of someone special, I can transform it into a beautiful piece you’ll carry every day.

Available on:
🤍 Fingerprint Rings
🤍 Fingerprint Keychains
🤍 Fingerprint Charms
🤍 Fingerprint Necklaces

Each piece is custom engraved using your actual fingerprint and made from high-quality stainless steel, creating a timeless keepsake that is as unique as the person it represents.

These also make thoughtful gifts for:
💕 Weddings & Anniversaries
👶 New Parents & Grandparents
🎂 Birthdays
💍 Couples
🕊️ Memorial Keepsakes
🎄 Christmas
❤️ Just Because

If you already have a clear fingerprint (from ink, a scanned print, or even a good photo), I can usually work with it. If not, I’m happy to guide you through the process!

📩 Send me a message to start creating your one-of-a-kind keepsake.

Made with care by The Humble W***h, right here in Canada. 🍁

***h