10/14/2026
You’ve met Giddy the Goose… NOW MEET GORDY THE DESK GOOSE!!! 😍
LAUNCHING TODAY AT 10AM!!!
Listen, we didn’t think we could love a goose any more than we already do… BUT HERE WE ARE!! 😂
Gordy is the MINI version of the porch goose craze, standing just 8 INCHES TALL, and he’s about to become everyone’s favourite new coworker!!
🪿 OFFICES – Because every desk needs a little personality (and someone to supervise your work)!
🪿 SCHOOLS – Teachers, reception desks, classrooms… Gordy is ready to become the class mascot!
🪿 HOME – Kitchen counters, bookshelves, entryways… there’s literally a spot for Gordy everywhere!
🪿 AND HE HAS OUTFITS!!! Dress him up for holidays, seasons, birthdays and special occasions! Yes, Gordy has his very own wardrobe!!
🪿 AND GET THIS… HIS BEAK IS MAGNETIC!!! He can actually hold your keys! How cute is that?!
He’s small, he’s adorable, he’s ridiculously unnecessary… AND WE ALL NEED ONE!!! 😂
Whether you’re buying one for yourself, your favourite teacher, your coworker or that person who already has everything… GORDY IS THE ANSWER!
📍 Available TODAY at iMPRESSIONS Gift Co.!