10/08/2026
GLADYS SPEAKS: EXCUSE ME… WHO AUTHORIZED THIS?!
Well, well, WELL!
Gladys here, reporting live from Rustic Stars, where apparently NOBODY feels the need to run anything past management anymore!
I thought we had enough problems around here with Christmas trees showing up, boxes everywhere, decorations scattered from one end of the store to the other, and those suspicious-looking body bags!
But TODAY?!
Oh, honey. TODAY takes the cake!
I’m sitting here, minding my own business, keeping a watchful eye on the place, when all of a sudden some woman shows up and starts PAINTING ON THE WINDOWS!
YES! PAINTING!
ON THE WINDOWS!
Now, correct me if I’m wrong, but aren’t we supposed to be keeping those CLEAN?!
She’s got paintbrushes, she’s got colours, she’s got some sort of winter wonderland masterpiece happening, and nobody has explained a single thing to ME!
And just when I thought things couldn’t get any stranger, I look outside and WHAT DO I SEE?!
THE REGISTRY STAFF IS OUT THERE PEELING VINYL OFF THE WINDOWS!
PEELING IT RIGHT OFF!
Excuse me?!
Does nobody work at their own job anymore?!
We’ve got registry staff outside stripping windows, somebody inside painting them, Christmas trees popping up everywhere, and Trish running around acting like this is all perfectly NORMAL!
Meanwhile, I’m sitting here wondering if anyone has considered getting a PERMIT from the Goose Department!
I mean, REALLY!
I’ve only been in management for a week and already this place is completely out of control!
And the worst part?
NOBODY EVEN ASKED GLADYS!
Not one meeting.
Not one memo.
Not even a courtesy HONK!
Apparently, we’re transforming Rustic Stars into some magical Christmas wonderland for 2026.
Well, that’s what THEY keep telling me.
Personally, I think they’ve all lost their minds.
Although… I must admit… those windows are starting to look rather pretty.
NOT that I’m giving anyone a compliment just yet!
We still have a whole store to transform, Christmas trees to decorate, mysteries to solve, and apparently an entire staff that needs supervision.
So I’ve decided there will be some changes around here!
Effective immediately:
1. All decorating decisions must be approved by Gladys.
2. No painting, peeling, climbing ladders or moving Christmas trees without notifying management.
3. Registry staff must explain why they’re outside doing renovations instead of registry things.
4. Trish is to stop pretending she’s in charge.
5. And somebody needs to explain WHAT ON EARTH IS GOING ON AROUND HERE!
Honestly, you leave these people unsupervised for FIVE MINUTES!
But between you and me…
I think something pretty special is happening at Rustic Stars.
And I have a sneaking suspicion this is only the beginning!
Stay tuned, folks. The 2026 Rustic Stars Christmas transformation is officially underway, and Gladys is watching EVERY move!
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got some staff to straighten out.
HONK HONK!
Love,
Gladys
Self-Appointed Director of Christmas Operations, Window Inspection & Staff Discipline
P.S. Does anyone know if there’s a union for overworked porch geese? Asking for myself.