Patti Soley Independent Consultant for Pampered Chef

12/04/2025

🧑‍🎄CHRISTMAS COOKIE RULES...😘
Are you all down wirh this ?? Which rule do you identify with the most ??!!

1. If you eat a Christmas cookie fresh out of the oven, it has no calories because everyone knows that the first cookie is the test and thus calorie free. However, calories are units of heat so wait for them to cool, there will be no calories.

2. If you drink a diet soda after eating your second cookie, it also has no calories because the diet soda cancels out the cookie calories.

3. If a friend comes over while you're making your Christmas cookies and needs to sample, you must sample with your friend. Because your friend's first cookie is calorie free, (rule #1) yours is also. It would be rude
to let your friend sample alone and, being the friend that you are, that makes your cookie calorie free.

4. Any cookie calories consumed while walking around will fall to your feet and eventually fall off as you move. This is due to gravity and the density of the caloric mass.

5. Any calories consumed during the frosting of the Christmas cookies will be used up because it takes many calories to lick excess frosting from a knife without cutting your tongue.

6. Cookies colored red or green have very few calories. Red ones have three and green ones have five - one calorie for each letter. Make more red ones!

7. Cookies eaten while watching "Miracle on 34th Street"
have no calories because they are part of the entertainment package and not part of one's personal fuel.

8. As always, cookie pieces contain no calories because the process of breaking causes calorie leakage.

9. Any cookies consumed from someone else's plate have no calories because the calories rightfully belong to the other person and will cling to their plate. We all know how calories like to CLING!

10. Any cookies consumed while feeling stressed have no calories because cookies used for medicinal purposes NEVER have calories. It's a rule!

So, enjoy those Christmas Cookies - we get them only this time of year!

-Copied from Celebrating Home with Betty Byrum, Not my pic.

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We believe we can have the greatest impact by helping families fill their tables and feed their hearts. But with everything going on in the world, finding mealtime wins can be difficult. For many people, mealtime is challenging. In 2021, 1.3 million Canadians turned to a food bank every month and 33% of them were children. Your neighbour, children’s classmate, or even a coworker may struggle to get enough to eat.

That’s why we provide meals to people without enough food on their plates through Food Banks Canada and their affiliated food banks across the country. Thanks to your generosity, we’ve raised more than $2.1 million since 1999. We are so grateful for the support of our customers in helping to put food on the table of our neighbours in need!

They are three ways to support this great cause:
1. Keep it Local - Round Up your order to any amount at check out. Every cent you round up goes to a local Food Bank.

2. Purchase our Multicolor Kitchen Utensil Set and two meals will be donated to people in need across Canada.

3. Host a Fundraiser with your family and friends for the Food Bank or any organization close to your heart... just let me know if this is something you'd like to know more about. You'll still get some great host benefits, support your community AND help me treat your lovely host to a special booking bonus! Drop a thumbs up below if you're in!!

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